Free?
Jun 12, 2020 00:29:15 #
Free?
When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad...
IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK.........You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON.......You get three meals a day.
AT WORK.........You get a break for 1 meal, subject to interruption, and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON.......You get time off for good behavior. AT WORK.........You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON.......A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK.........You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the door yourself.
IN PRISON........You can watch TV and play games. AT WORK..........You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON.......You get your own toilet.
AT WORK.........You have to share.
IN PRISON.......They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK.........You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON.......All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK.........You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON.......You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK.........You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON......There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK........They are called supervisors.
IN PRISON.......You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK........You get fired if you get caught.
When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad...
IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK.........You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON.......You get three meals a day.
AT WORK.........You get a break for 1 meal, subject to interruption, and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON.......You get time off for good behavior. AT WORK.........You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON.......A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK.........You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the door yourself.
IN PRISON........You can watch TV and play games. AT WORK..........You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON.......You get your own toilet.
AT WORK.........You have to share.
IN PRISON.......They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK.........You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON.......All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK.........You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON.......You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK.........You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON......There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK........They are called supervisors.
IN PRISON.......You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK........You get fired if you get caught.
Jun 12, 2020 00:39:15 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Free? br br When you think about the differences... (show quote)
I think of one thing:
IN PRISON.....I would spend 24/7 avoiding the Bubba.
AT WORK.......I wouldn't even think of Bubba.
Jun 12, 2020 01:13:36 #
JimMe wrote:
I think of one thing:
IN PRISON.....I would spend 24/7 avoiding the Bubba.
AT WORK.......I wouldn't even think of Bubba.
IN PRISON.....I would spend 24/7 avoiding the Bubba.
AT WORK.......I wouldn't even think of Bubba.
"Bubba" who?
Jun 12, 2020 01:17:57 #
proud republican
Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Free? br br When you think about the differences... (show quote)
Ok,I'm going to prison !!
Jun 12, 2020 03:10:32 #
Boy from the Bronx wrote:
"Bubba" who?
The typical bubba
Jun 12, 2020 07:03:04 #
Jun 13, 2020 00:13:32 #
Boy from the Bronx wrote:
"Bubba" who?
"Bubba who?" Are you letting me how 20th Century I am or are you just "fooling around"?!? Maybe Both??!!??
Jun 13, 2020 10:06:54 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Free? br br When you think about the differences... (show quote)
Thanks for the laughs Oldsailor65 these were good.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jun 16, 2020 21:06:53 #
JimMe wrote:
"Bubba who?" Are you letting me how 20th Century I am or are you just "fooling around"?!? Maybe Both??!!??
Of course not! I honestly want to know, who is this "Bubba" that everyone on this thread seems to be talking about?
Jun 17, 2020 09:07:40 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Free? br br When you think about the differences... (show quote)
Nope even with all the amenities of prison I’ll take freedom. Like the analogy though.
Jun 23, 2020 01:27:58 #
JimMe wrote:
"Bubba who?" Are you letting me how 20th Century I am or are you just "fooling around"?!? Maybe Both??!!??
In prison, "Bubba" sometimes refers to the dominant inmate, who often rules by intimidation, extortion and sexual assault or at least that's what some former inmates have told me.
Jun 23, 2020 11:58:03 #
Big Dolly wrote:
In prison, "Bubba" sometimes refers to the dominant inmate, who often rules by intimidation, extortion and sexual assault or at least that's what some former inmates have told me.
I'd heard "Bubba" used on TV Detective Shows & Detective Movies for years regarding dominant inmates... I've always thought they picked-up on "Bubba" with "Bubba Smith", the biggest, meanest NFL Defensive End in the late 1960's and early 1970's...
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