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Why we Love children
Jun 10, 2020 13:46:58   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
Why we Love children

It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?
"The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a b***h to iron."


A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?" She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."


A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."


The minister started his Children's Sermon with a question, "Who knows what a Resurrection is?" Without missing a beat a young boy says, "If you have one lasting more than 4 hours call your physician." The pastor is still laughing.


One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy s**t! A talking chicken!' The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

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Jun 10, 2020 13:50:28   #
Doctor Dave Loc: Madisonville, Tx.
 
This is the best you have posted.

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Jun 10, 2020 16:44:53   #
ImLogicallyRight
 
After all of the h**e on the rest of OPP. it is always good to visit Chic chat and get a good laugh to lighten things up a bit. Thanks for some good ones.

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Jun 11, 2020 10:57:52   #
bahmer
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Why we Love children

It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?
"The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a b***h to iron."


A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?" She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."


A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."


The minister started his Children's Sermon with a question, "Who knows what a Resurrection is?" Without missing a beat a young boy says, "If you have one lasting more than 4 hours call your physician." The pastor is still laughing.


One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy s**t! A talking chicken!' The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
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Jun 11, 2020 10:59:11   #
John Meoff
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Why we Love children

It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?
"The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a b***h to iron."


A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?" She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."


A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."


The minister started his Children's Sermon with a question, "Who knows what a Resurrection is?" Without missing a beat a young boy says, "If you have one lasting more than 4 hours call your physician." The pastor is still laughing.


One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy s**t! A talking chicken!' The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
Why we Love children br br It was that time, duri... (show quote)



Girl tasks Mrs. Jones, "Where's your other face?"

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Jun 11, 2020 12:38:14   #
Tug484
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Why we Love children

It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?
"The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a b***h to iron."


A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?" She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."


A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."


The minister started his Children's Sermon with a question, "Who knows what a Resurrection is?" Without missing a beat a young boy says, "If you have one lasting more than 4 hours call your physician." The pastor is still laughing.


One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy s**t! A talking chicken!' The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
Why we Love children br br It was that time, duri... (show quote)



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Jun 11, 2020 14:53:40   #
Mike Easterday
 
Too FUNNY!!!

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Jun 11, 2020 16:57:33   #
FallenOak Loc: St George Utah
 
I remember Art Linkletter's 'Kids Say the Darnedest Things' book. They are so uninhibited aren't they? Thanks for the laughs.

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Jun 11, 2020 23:05:53   #
elledee
 
you da man!!! all good thanks for posting

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