Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

The Poor Farmer

A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a
door and a shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very sheer
negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her
the peaches and asked, "Would you like to buy some peaches?"
She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, "Are they
as firm as this?"
He nodded his head and said, "Yes ma'am," and a little tear ran from his eye.
Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, "Are they
nice and pink like this?"
The farmer said, "Yes," and another tear came from the other eye.
Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, "Are they as
fuzzy as this?"
He again said, "Yes," and broke down crying.
She asked, "Why on earth are you crying?"
Drying his eyes he replied, "The drought got my corn, the flood
got my soybeans, a tornado leveled my barn, and now I think
I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches too."

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

😂😂😂

That's a new one for me

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

I heard it a little differently. A new black pastor was going around the neighborhood introducing himself and inviting people to church on Sunday. The first house was an old woman and when she opened the door she shouted Nat King Cole. The pastor said I get that a lot, then explain's who is and what he is doing. The next house is a young girl and she hollers and jumps up and down calling her mom, the same story as the first house. At the third house, he meets the very attractive young woman with the see-through nighty. He clears his throat and starts singing Rambling Rose.

https://youtu.be/OdGphk-XTh8