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Unhappy Wife
May 20, 2020 12:12:49   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
Unhappy Wife

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying,
"I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me".

Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note. After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.

"She's finally gone...yeah I know, it is about time, I'm coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie. I love you...can't wait to see you...we'll do all the naughty things you like."

He hung up, grabbed his keys and left. She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed, seething with rage and with tears in her eyes. She grabbed the note to see what he wrote.

"I can see your feet. We're outta bread; be back in five minutes."!

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May 20, 2020 13:12:50   #
Auntie Lulu
 
That is wonderful . . . I needed a laugh this morning. Thank you!

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May 20, 2020 13:59:22   #
SinnieK
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Unhappy Wife

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying,
"I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me".

Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note. After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.

"She's finally gone...yeah I know, it is about time, I'm coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie. I love you...can't wait to see you...we'll do all the naughty things you like."

He hung up, grabbed his keys and left. She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed, seething with rage and with tears in her eyes. She grabbed the note to see what he wrote.

"I can see your feet. We're outta bread; be back in five minutes."!
Unhappy Wife br br A woman, cranky because her hu... (show quote)


LOL! I do need a good laugh. Thank you!

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May 20, 2020 14:18:50   #
frogdog
 
SinnieK wrote:
LOL! I do need a good laugh. Thank you!


Great jokes. Where would we be without great jokes. Great job!!!

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May 20, 2020 14:46:58   #
Carol Kelly
 
frogdog wrote:
Great jokes. Where would we be without great jokes. Great job!!!


Where would we be without Old Sailor.? I love a good laugh. Everything is so depressing.

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May 21, 2020 10:36:05   #
bahmer
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Unhappy Wife

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying,
"I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me".

Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note. After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.

"She's finally gone...yeah I know, it is about time, I'm coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie. I love you...can't wait to see you...we'll do all the naughty things you like."

He hung up, grabbed his keys and left. She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed, seething with rage and with tears in her eyes. She grabbed the note to see what he wrote.

"I can see your feet. We're outta bread; be back in five minutes."!
Unhappy Wife br br A woman, cranky because her hu... (show quote)


Good one thanks.不不不不不

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May 21, 2020 11:14:43   #
frogdog
 
bahmer wrote:
Good one thanks.不不不不不


I try never to say anything serious about anyone's beliefs. Some just will not allow for ANY differing remarks without coming for you with venom dripping.

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