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May 19, 2020 15:00:37   #
SWMBO
 
A.A.A.D.D.- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS!

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.



Age-Activated Attention-Deficit Disorder.



This is how it manifests:



I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.



As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.



I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.



I lay my car keys on the table,
Put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
And notice that the can is full.



So, I decide to put the bills back
On the table and take out the garbage first...



But then I think,
Since I'm going to be near the mailbox
When I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.



I take my check book off the table,
And see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
So I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking .



I'm going to look for my checks,
But first I need to push the Pepsi aside
So that I don't accidentally knock it over.



The Pepsi is getting warm,
And I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.



As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,
A vase of flowers on the counter
Catches my eye--they need water.



I put the Pepsi on the counter and
Discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk,
But first I'm going to water the flowers.



I set the glasses back down on the counter ,
Fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.



I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
But I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
So I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
But first I'll water the flowers.



I pour some water in the flowers,
But quite a bit of it spills on the floor.



So, I set the remote back on the table,
Get some towels and wipe up the spill.



Then, I head down the hall trying to
Remember what I was planning to do.



At the end of the day:
The car isn't washed,
The bills aren't paid,
There is a warm can of
Pepsi sitting on the counter,
The flowers don't have enough water,
There is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day,
And I'm really tired.



I realize this is a serious problem,
And I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail....



Do me a favor
Forward this message to everyone you know,
Because I don't remember who I've sent it to.



Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!

P.S. I don't remember who sent it to me, so if it was you, I'm sorry.

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May 19, 2020 15:05:33   #
Mike Easterday
 
I have had many of those days.

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May 19, 2020 15:18:20   #
Mantle Loc: Ladoga
 
Hilarious!

(Sing to the tune of a well-known country-western song)

🎵 “ . . . And you’ve seen a pic - ture

o-o-f me with - o-u-t meeeee!” 🎵

😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣

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May 19, 2020 15:39:43   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
SWMBO wrote:
A.A.A.D.D.- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS!

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.



Age-Activated Attention-Deficit Disorder.



This is how it manifests:



I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.



As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.



I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.



I lay my car keys on the table,
Put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
And notice that the can is full.



So, I decide to put the bills back
On the table and take out the garbage first...



But then I think,
Since I'm going to be near the mailbox
When I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.



I take my check book off the table,
And see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
So I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking .



I'm going to look for my checks,
But first I need to push the Pepsi aside
So that I don't accidentally knock it over.



The Pepsi is getting warm,
And I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.



As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,
A vase of flowers on the counter
Catches my eye--they need water.



I put the Pepsi on the counter and
Discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk,
But first I'm going to water the flowers.



I set the glasses back down on the counter ,
Fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.



I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
But I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
So I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
But first I'll water the flowers.



I pour some water in the flowers,
But quite a bit of it spills on the floor.



So, I set the remote back on the table,
Get some towels and wipe up the spill.



Then, I head down the hall trying to
Remember what I was planning to do.



At the end of the day:
The car isn't washed,
The bills aren't paid,
There is a warm can of
Pepsi sitting on the counter,
The flowers don't have enough water,
There is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day,
And I'm really tired.



I realize this is a serious problem,
And I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail....



Do me a favor
Forward this message to everyone you know,
Because I don't remember who I've sent it to.



Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!

P.S. I don't remember who sent it to me, so if it was you, I'm sorry.
A.A.A.D.D.- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS! br br Than... (show quote)


I hate to admit it but that is to many of my days

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May 20, 2020 09:11:17   #
billy a Loc: South Florida
 
SWMBO wrote:
A.A.A.D.D.- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS!

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.



Age-Activated Attention-Deficit Disorder.



This is how it manifests:



I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.



As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.



I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.



I lay my car keys on the table,
Put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
And notice that the can is full.



So, I decide to put the bills back
On the table and take out the garbage first...



But then I think,
Since I'm going to be near the mailbox
When I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.



I take my check book off the table,
And see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
So I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking .



I'm going to look for my checks,
But first I need to push the Pepsi aside
So that I don't accidentally knock it over.



The Pepsi is getting warm,
And I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.



As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,
A vase of flowers on the counter
Catches my eye--they need water.



I put the Pepsi on the counter and
Discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk,
But first I'm going to water the flowers.



I set the glasses back down on the counter ,
Fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.



I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
But I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
So I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
But first I'll water the flowers.



I pour some water in the flowers,
But quite a bit of it spills on the floor.



So, I set the remote back on the table,
Get some towels and wipe up the spill.



Then, I head down the hall trying to
Remember what I was planning to do.



At the end of the day:
The car isn't washed,
The bills aren't paid,
There is a warm can of
Pepsi sitting on the counter,
The flowers don't have enough water,
There is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day,
And I'm really tired.



I realize this is a serious problem,
And I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail....



Do me a favor
Forward this message to everyone you know,
Because I don't remember who I've sent it to.



Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!

P.S. I don't remember who sent it to me, so if it was you, I'm sorry.
A.A.A.D.D.- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS! br br Than... (show quote)


Ma'am, I don't recall giving you permission to film my daily activities...but I guess that's the point of your post, isn't it ?

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May 20, 2020 09:24:46   #
SWMBO
 
billy a wrote:
Ma'am, I don't recall giving you permission to film my daily activities...but I guess that's the point of your post, isn't it ?


No, I was really remembering mine.

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May 20, 2020 10:03:37   #
billy a Loc: South Florida
 
SWMBO wrote:
No, I was really remembering mine.


Well, then, we have a lot in common...

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May 20, 2020 10:27:30   #
bahmer
 
SWMBO wrote:
A.A.A.D.D.- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS!

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.



Age-Activated Attention-Deficit Disorder.



This is how it manifests:



I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.



As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.



I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.



I lay my car keys on the table,
Put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
And notice that the can is full.



So, I decide to put the bills back
On the table and take out the garbage first...



But then I think,
Since I'm going to be near the mailbox
When I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.



I take my check book off the table,
And see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
So I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking .



I'm going to look for my checks,
But first I need to push the Pepsi aside
So that I don't accidentally knock it over.



The Pepsi is getting warm,
And I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.



As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,
A vase of flowers on the counter
Catches my eye--they need water.



I put the Pepsi on the counter and
Discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk,
But first I'm going to water the flowers.



I set the glasses back down on the counter ,
Fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.



I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
But I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
So I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
But first I'll water the flowers.



I pour some water in the flowers,
But quite a bit of it spills on the floor.



So, I set the remote back on the table,
Get some towels and wipe up the spill.



Then, I head down the hall trying to
Remember what I was planning to do.



At the end of the day:
The car isn't washed,
The bills aren't paid,
There is a warm can of
Pepsi sitting on the counter,
The flowers don't have enough water,
There is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day,
And I'm really tired.



I realize this is a serious problem,
And I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail....



Do me a favor
Forward this message to everyone you know,
Because I don't remember who I've sent it to.



Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!

P.S. I don't remember who sent it to me, so if it was you, I'm sorry.
A.A.A.D.D.- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS! br br Than... (show quote)


Thanks for the laughs I will now send it to my friends.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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May 20, 2020 13:50:51   #
SWMBO
 
bahmer wrote:
Thanks for the laughs I will now send it to my friends.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Glad to bring a smile to your morning. There is so much nastiness on OPP these days, a little humor is necessary.

SWMBO

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May 20, 2020 15:37:11   #
Rose42
 
SWMBO wrote:
A.A.A.D.D.- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS!

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.



Age-Activated Attention-Deficit Disorder.



This is how it manifests:



I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.



As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.



I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.



I lay my car keys on the table,
Put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
And notice that the can is full.



So, I decide to put the bills back
On the table and take out the garbage first...



But then I think,
Since I'm going to be near the mailbox
When I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.



I take my check book off the table,
And see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
So I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking .



I'm going to look for my checks,
But first I need to push the Pepsi aside
So that I don't accidentally knock it over.



The Pepsi is getting warm,
And I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.



As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,
A vase of flowers on the counter
Catches my eye--they need water.



I put the Pepsi on the counter and
Discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk,
But first I'm going to water the flowers.



I set the glasses back down on the counter ,
Fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.



I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
But I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
So I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
But first I'll water the flowers.



I pour some water in the flowers,
But quite a bit of it spills on the floor.



So, I set the remote back on the table,
Get some towels and wipe up the spill.



Then, I head down the hall trying to
Remember what I was planning to do.



At the end of the day:
The car isn't washed,
The bills aren't paid,
There is a warm can of
Pepsi sitting on the counter,
The flowers don't have enough water,
There is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day,
And I'm really tired.



I realize this is a serious problem,
And I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail....



Do me a favor
Forward this message to everyone you know,
Because I don't remember who I've sent it to.



Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!

P.S. I don't remember who sent it to me, so if it was you, I'm sorry.
A.A.A.D.D.- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS! br br Than... (show quote)


I resemble a lot of those.

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May 20, 2020 17:43:16   #
bahmer
 
SWMBO wrote:
Glad to bring a smile to your morning. There is so much nastiness on OPP these days, a little humor is necessary.

SWMBO


Slatten and Badbobby have both departed OPP for fishing stage and canakus deploracus is also on fishing stage as well.

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May 20, 2020 18:34:38   #
Rose42
 
bahmer wrote:
Slatten and Badbobby have both departed OPP for fishing stage and canakus deploracus is also on fishing stage as well.


I pop in to see the humor in Chit Chat. Miss the humor posts here

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May 20, 2020 18:48:32   #
bahmer
 
Rose42 wrote:
I pop in to see the humor in Chit Chat. Miss the humor posts here


badbobby and slatten got sick and tired of all of the hate speak going on on OPP so they both moved over to Fishing Stage Canakus Deplorucus also chimes in on fishing stage ocasionally.

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May 20, 2020 19:48:43   #
SWMBO
 
bahmer wrote:
Slatten and Badbobby have both departed OPP for fishing stage and canakus deploracus is also on fishing stage as well.


I wondered what happened to Slatten and Badbobby, two of my favorite posters.

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May 21, 2020 01:03:27   #
Smedley_buzkill
 
SWMBO wrote:
Glad to bring a smile to your morning. There is so much nastiness on OPP these days, a little humor is necessary.

SWMBO


I figure I have finally reached the age where I can legitimately blame my screw ups on my age. When life gives you a lemon, make lemonade. I'm kind of getting used to waking up in the morning and aching in places I never realized I HAD places the day before.
Isn't it funny how one birthday can change you from an airhead to a senior citizen you have to make allowances for?

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