dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA

If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.

This cleaning with alcohol is total b.s. NOTHING gets done after that first bottle.

Kinda’ starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens.

Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands???

I’m so excited it’s time to take the garbage out. I wonder what I should wear?

You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people home schooled by day drinkers….

Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture.”

Where’s your husband?....In the garden….I didn’t see him….You just need to dig a little.

My Mom always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by laying in the bed all day, but look at me now! I’m
saving the world!

I miss the days when we were terrified of Romaine lettuce. Ahh, the good times….

I swear my fridge just said: “what the hell do you want now?”

C****av***s has turned us all into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We’re told “no” if we get to close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.

Whoever owes you money, go to their house now. They should be home.

Homeschooling Day #3: they all graduated. #Done.

I’m giving up drinking for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Drinking for a month.

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

Thanks Tucker

Big dog

Very Good Indeed.

America 1 Loc: South Miami

Funny stuff.

Mike Easterday

Funny!!!!

TexaCan Loc: Homeward Bound!

I giggled so loud my dog barked at me! The most exciting thing my husband and I do is discuss what we’re going to eat for the next meal and who’s going to cook it! LOL! Let the Good Times Roll!

minoter

how do I e-mail this to a friend??

dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA

If you are using windows you can;
1) Copy the text by placing the cursor at the beginning of what you want to copy and press the left button on your mouse, holding it down while you use the mouse to scroll down so that all the text is highlighted.
2) Then press 'Ctrl C' which will copy the text to temporary storage.
3) Open a new email, the same way as when composing a new message.
4) Place the cursor at the beginning of where you want to place the copied text.
5) Paste what you copied by pressing 'Ctrl V' and the copied text will appear in the body of your new email message.