I am self-quarantined and have been for at least 2 weeks. Feels like months.
We are self-quarantined and have been for at least 2 weeks. Feels like months. I've finished a quilt top that I'm making for a friend; cleaned both refrigerators; sorted through my closet. Then I heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of C****av***s staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!
MR Mister wrote:
We are self-quarantined and have been for at least 2 weeks. Feels like months. I've finished a quilt top that I'm making for a friend; cleaned both refrigerators; sorted through my closet. Then I heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of C****av***s staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!
We are self-quarantined and have been for at least... (
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It sounds like you will soon have to restock your bottled inventory.
MR Mister wrote:
We are self-quarantined and have been for at least 2 weeks. Feels like months. I've finished a quilt top that I'm making for a friend; cleaned both refrigerators; sorted through my closet. Then I heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of C****av***s staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!
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Good luck with your hangover tomorrow.
MR Mister wrote:
We are self-quarantined and have been for at least 2 weeks. Feels like months. I've finished a quilt top that I'm making for a friend; cleaned both refrigerators; sorted through my closet. Then I heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of C****av***s staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!
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I sent this out to my email list thanks for the laughs.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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