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Chick-Fil-A Temporarily Changes Slogan To 'Eat Fewer Bats' (From the Babylon Bee)
Mar 30, 2020 11:16:29   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
Chick-Fil-A Temporarily Changes Slogan To 'Eat Fewer Bats' (From the Babylon Bee)

ATLANTA, GA—In an effort to help curb the spread of C****av***s, Chick-fil-a has announced that it will temporarily be changing its advertising slogan from "Eat Mor Chikin" to "Eat Fewer Bats."

The chicken sandwich chain will run public health ads and billboards with its iconic cow mascots reminding people to "eat fewer bats" and "have a delicious chicken sandwich instead." Chick-fil-A restaurants will also host "People Who Don't Eat Bats Appreciation Day," where people who come in and don't eat a bat get a free chicken sandwich.

"We're just doing our little part to stop this kind of thing from ever happening again," said CEO Dan Cathy. "You know what's much better than bats? A delicious chicken sandwich and waffle fries, especially with some Chick-fil-A sauce or Polynesian sauce if you really want to get crazy." Cathy also reminded Chick-fil-A customers that all of the restaurant's food products are 100% bat-free.

"But seriously people, stop eating bats."

The New York Times quickly published an article calling the ad campaign r****t.

https://babylonbee.com/news/chick-fil-a-temporarily-changes-slogan-to-eat-fewer-bats



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Mar 30, 2020 12:14:58   #
dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Chick-Fil-A Temporarily Changes Slogan To 'Eat Fewer Bats' (From the Babylon Bee)

ATLANTA, GA—In an effort to help curb the spread of C****av***s, Chick-fil-a has announced that it will temporarily be changing its advertising slogan from "Eat Mor Chikin" to "Eat Fewer Bats."

The chicken sandwich chain will run public health ads and billboards with its iconic cow mascots reminding people to "eat fewer bats" and "have a delicious chicken sandwich instead." Chick-fil-A restaurants will also host "People Who Don't Eat Bats Appreciation Day," where people who come in and don't eat a bat get a free chicken sandwich.

"We're just doing our little part to stop this kind of thing from ever happening again," said CEO Dan Cathy. "You know what's much better than bats? A delicious chicken sandwich and waffle fries, especially with some Chick-fil-A sauce or Polynesian sauce if you really want to get crazy." Cathy also reminded Chick-fil-A customers that all of the restaurant's food products are 100% bat-free.

"But seriously people, stop eating bats."

The New York Times quickly published an article calling the ad campaign r****t.

https://babylonbee.com/news/chick-fil-a-temporarily-changes-slogan-to-eat-fewer-bats
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Hilarious. They come up with some great satires, parodies, and lampoons

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Mar 30, 2020 13:27:25   #
DonaldR Loc: Florida
 
I swear I will NEVER eat another Bat.

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Mar 30, 2020 13:33:40   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
DonaldR wrote:
I swear I will NEVER eat another Bat.


Bat Wings might overtake Buffalo Wings

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Mar 30, 2020 23:06:22   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
dtucker300 wrote:
Hilarious. They come up with some great satires, parodies, and lampoons


Just got this one from a friend



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Mar 31, 2020 00:12:42   #
dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Just got this one from a friend



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Mar 31, 2020 00:12:51   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Just got this one from a friend


Thats a good'n, gotta steal that

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