Chick-Fil-A Temporarily Changes Slogan To 'Eat Fewer Bats' (From the Babylon Bee)
Chick-Fil-A Temporarily Changes Slogan To 'Eat Fewer Bats' (From the Babylon Bee)
ATLANTA, GA—In an effort to help curb the spread of C****av***s, Chick-fil-a has announced that it will temporarily be changing its advertising slogan from "Eat Mor Chikin" to "Eat Fewer Bats."
The chicken sandwich chain will run public health ads and billboards with its iconic cow mascots reminding people to "eat fewer bats" and "have a delicious chicken sandwich instead." Chick-fil-A restaurants will also host "People Who Don't Eat Bats Appreciation Day," where people who come in and don't eat a bat get a free chicken sandwich.
"We're just doing our little part to stop this kind of thing from ever happening again," said CEO Dan Cathy. "You know what's much better than bats? A delicious chicken sandwich and waffle fries, especially with some Chick-fil-A sauce or Polynesian sauce if you really want to get crazy." Cathy also reminded Chick-fil-A customers that all of the restaurant's food products are 100% bat-free.
"But seriously people, stop eating bats."
The New York Times quickly published an article calling the ad campaign r****t.
https://babylonbee.com/news/chick-fil-a-temporarily-changes-slogan-to-eat-fewer-bats
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Chick-Fil-A Temporarily Changes Slogan To 'Eat Fewer Bats' (From the Babylon Bee)
ATLANTA, GA—In an effort to help curb the spread of C****av***s, Chick-fil-a has announced that it will temporarily be changing its advertising slogan from "Eat Mor Chikin" to "Eat Fewer Bats."
The chicken sandwich chain will run public health ads and billboards with its iconic cow mascots reminding people to "eat fewer bats" and "have a delicious chicken sandwich instead." Chick-fil-A restaurants will also host "People Who Don't Eat Bats Appreciation Day," where people who come in and don't eat a bat get a free chicken sandwich.
"We're just doing our little part to stop this kind of thing from ever happening again," said CEO Dan Cathy. "You know what's much better than bats? A delicious chicken sandwich and waffle fries, especially with some Chick-fil-A sauce or Polynesian sauce if you really want to get crazy." Cathy also reminded Chick-fil-A customers that all of the restaurant's food products are 100% bat-free.
"But seriously people, stop eating bats."
The New York Times quickly published an article calling the ad campaign r****t.
https://babylonbee.com/news/chick-fil-a-temporarily-changes-slogan-to-eat-fewer-batsChick-Fil-A Temporarily Changes Slogan To 'Eat Few... (
show quote)
Hilarious.
They come up with some great satires, parodies, and lampoons
I swear I will NEVER eat another Bat.
DonaldR wrote:
I swear I will NEVER eat another Bat.
Bat Wings might overtake Buffalo Wings
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Thats a good'n, gotta steal that
If you want to reply, then
register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.