Stock Market Update...
Mar 30, 2020 08:19:41 #
Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Diapers remained unchanged.
The market for raisins dried up.
Balloon prices were inflated.
And toilet paper touched a bottom yet again.
Stay healthy & safe! Enjoy
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Diapers remained unchanged.
The market for raisins dried up.
Balloon prices were inflated.
And toilet paper touched a bottom yet again.
Stay healthy & safe! Enjoy
Mar 30, 2020 08:28:37 #
Love it! At this tense time, we ALL need to take a step back, and laugh! All the HOSTILITY and FEAR IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN THE DISEASE ITSELF!
Mar 30, 2020 09:14:21 #
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Mar 31, 2020 10:55:44 #
1ProudAmerican wrote:
Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stati... (show quote)
Amen and Amen
Mar 31, 2020 17:19:40 #
Mar 31, 2020 17:42:37 #
Mike Easterday wrote:
Just what is needed. Humor ! Thanks !
Here's some humor for you. Not!
If you only draw SS and don't file taxes the IRS now requires a tax filing to collect a stimulus check.
Mar 31, 2020 21:53:43 #
Thanks Trump Girl! I laugh now but I h**e to think what my 401K will look like the next time I get a statement...
Apr 1, 2020 11:57:50 #
Roamin' Catholic wrote:
Thanks Trump Girl! I laugh now but I h**e to think what my 401K will look like the next time I get a statement...
I don't even look at my stock info...why ruin the day...LOL
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