Remove Your Mask for Clearer Communication
Mar 29, 2020 17:52:18 #
A suspected C****-** male patient is in the hospital, hooked to a ventilator and wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, “Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, “Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
Mar 29, 2020 18:36:34 #
dtucker300
Loc: Vista, CA
PaulPisces wrote:
A suspected C****-** male patient is in the hospit... (show quote)
Mar 29, 2020 20:40:23 #
OK. That was a pretty irrelevant and condescending (possibly r****t) reply to what I thought was a pretty funny, ribald post.
Try to stay focused, my friend.
Try to stay focused, my friend.
Mar 29, 2020 21:44:08 #
dtucker300
Loc: Vista, CA
PaulPisces wrote:
OK. That was a pretty irrelevant and condescending (possibly r****t) reply to what I thought was a pretty funny, ribald post.
Try to stay focused, my friend.
Try to stay focused, my friend.
Think of it as if I posted it to myself.
Mar 29, 2020 21:48:04 #
PaulPisces wrote:
OK. That was a pretty irrelevant and condescending (possibly r****t) reply to what I thought was a pretty funny, ribald post.
Try to stay focused, my friend.
Try to stay focused, my friend.
It's not r****t....
Definitely condescending...
Funny though....
I passed it along to a clue of Afghani friends.. They had laugh..
They find the TP situation in the West hilarious...
Relax man....
Laugh and the world laughs with you...
Mar 29, 2020 22:23:44 #
dtucker300
Loc: Vista, CA
PaulPisces wrote:
OK. That was a pretty irrelevant and condescending (possibly r****t) reply to what I thought was a pretty funny, ribald post.
Try to stay focused, my friend.
Try to stay focused, my friend.
Perhaps he doesn't realize I posted this exact same joke one day before he did.
Mar 29, 2020 22:28:21 #
dtucker300 wrote:
Perhaps he doesn't realize I posted this exact same joke one day before he did.
Lots of folk are posting this joke... And it's a good one
I just enjoy laughing at stereotypes...
Canadian: How many Afghanis does it take to change a light bulb?
Afghani: What is light bulb?
Mar 29, 2020 22:38:44 #
dtucker300
Loc: Vista, CA
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Lots of folk are posting this joke... And it's a g... (show quote)
It's a pretty oil joke.
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