Lady prez
Mar 28, 2020 09:21:24 #
The year is 2024 and the United States has just elected the first woman as President of the United States.
A few days after the e******n the president-elect calls her father in Milwaukee and asks, "So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?"
"I don't think so. It' s a long drive; your mom isn't as young as she used to be, we'll have the dog with us, and my arthritis is acting up in my knee."
"Don't worry about it, Dad I'll send Air Force One or another support aircraft to pick you up and take you home, and a limousine will pick you up at your door," she said.
"I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?"
"Oh, Dad," she replied, "I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by one of the best designers in New York."
"Honey," Dad complained, "You know we can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat."
The President-elect responded, "Don't worry, Dad. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in D.C. and I'll ensure your meals are salt-free. Dad, I really want you to come."
So her parents reluctantly agreed, and on January 24, 2024 arrived to see their daughter sworn in as President of the United States.
The parents are seated in the front row. The President's dad sees that a Senator is sitting next to him and whispers, "You see that woman up there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States?
The Senator whispered in reply, "Yes, sir, I sure do ."
Dad says proudly, "Her brother plays football for the Packers."
A few days after the e******n the president-elect calls her father in Milwaukee and asks, "So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?"
"I don't think so. It' s a long drive; your mom isn't as young as she used to be, we'll have the dog with us, and my arthritis is acting up in my knee."
"Don't worry about it, Dad I'll send Air Force One or another support aircraft to pick you up and take you home, and a limousine will pick you up at your door," she said.
"I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?"
"Oh, Dad," she replied, "I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by one of the best designers in New York."
"Honey," Dad complained, "You know we can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat."
The President-elect responded, "Don't worry, Dad. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in D.C. and I'll ensure your meals are salt-free. Dad, I really want you to come."
So her parents reluctantly agreed, and on January 24, 2024 arrived to see their daughter sworn in as President of the United States.
The parents are seated in the front row. The President's dad sees that a Senator is sitting next to him and whispers, "You see that woman up there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States?
The Senator whispered in reply, "Yes, sir, I sure do ."
Dad says proudly, "Her brother plays football for the Packers."
Mar 28, 2020 10:04:51 #
TexaCan
Loc: Homeward Bound!
EN Submarine Qualified wrote:
The year is 2024 and the United States has just el... (show quote)
So! Who’s the lady?
Mar 28, 2020 10:22:32 #
EN Submarine Qualified wrote:
The year is 2024 and the United States has just el... (show quote)
LOL great one..
Mar 28, 2020 10:25:02 #
TexaCan wrote:
So! Who’s the lady?
The Packer player's sister. Grins.
Mar 28, 2020 10:50:19 #
TexaCan
Loc: Homeward Bound!
EN Submarine Qualified wrote:
The Packer player's sister. Grins.
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅. I asked for that! LOL!
Mar 28, 2020 11:23:03 #
Mar 29, 2020 10:45:40 #
FallenOak
Loc: St George Utah
EN Submarine Qualified wrote:
The year is 2024 and the United States has just el... (show quote)
This is always the best part of OPP but yours is the best of the week. Thanks.
Mar 29, 2020 11:02:15 #
FallenOak wrote:
This is always the best part of OPP but yours is the best of the week. Thanks.
Thank you!
Mar 29, 2020 12:04:36 #
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