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Mar 25, 2020 22:56:44   #
dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Next to inner mongolia and Russia...

Here...

My province in red....It's about 176,000 square miles in size...

And the city is called Jiamusi...



Does that put you North of the Great Wall?

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Mar 25, 2020 22:58:22   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
dtucker300 wrote:
Does that put you North of the Great Wall?


Far north...

Hence my location on the OPP...

I joke with my wife that she doesn't get to brag about the wall as it was built to keep her people out... (she's Manchurian)


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Mar 25, 2020 23:02:51   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Far north...

Hence my location on the OPP...

I joke with my wife that she doesn't get to brag about the wall as it was built to keep her people out... (she's Manchurian)

Far north... br br Hence my location on the OPP.... (show quote)


I guess I need to bone up on China some.....its a little bigger than Texas.
I thought I had the goods on my wife for being from Pampa....

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Mar 25, 2020 23:11:04   #
Blade_Runner Loc: DARK SIDE OF THE MOON
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
It's the end of March and -17 C....

So yeah... A bit.. Nothing a Canuck can't handle
My first Christmas eve in Iowa, with the wind chill, temp was minus 80 degrees Farenheit. I was a university security officer on patrol that evening in one of our Chevy Blazers. Heater full blast, no cigar. Full body coverage, no skin exposed, balaclava and goggles.

In the buildings, on the inside walls along the exterior, every sheet rock nail in the wall was capped with frost. Same with the electric switches and outlets. Breath outside turned to a cloud of ice crystals. Foxtrot Tango, man.

I was asking myself, WTF did I come here for?

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Mar 25, 2020 23:12:31   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
archie bunker wrote:
I guess I need to bone up on China some.....its a little bigger than Texas.
I thought I had the goods on my wife for being from Pampa....


Where's Pampa

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Mar 25, 2020 23:13:16   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
Blade_Runner wrote:
My first Christmas eve in Iowa, with the wind chill, temp was minus 80 degrees Farenheit. I was a university security officer on patrol that evening in one of our Chevy Blazers. Heater full blast, no cigar. Full body coverage, no skin exposed, balaclava and goggles.

In the buildings, on the inside walls along the exterior, every sheet rock nail in the wall was capped with frost. Same with the electric switches and outlets. Breath outside turned to a cloud of ice crystals. Foxtrot Tango, man.

I was asking myself, WTF did I come here for?
My first Christmas eve in Iowa, with the wind chil... (show quote)


I've done that... But we were ice fishing and it was considered a holiday

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Mar 25, 2020 23:15:30   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
archie bunker wrote:
I guess I need to bone up on China some.....its a little bigger than Texas.
I thought I had the goods on my wife for being from Pampa....


Hey Arch... If you want to piss off a Mainlander, claim America is bigger than China...

When he says no, China is the third largest country in the world remind him that Taiwan is not a part of China, so America is the third largest... (that's how close the two nations are in size...)

When he says Taiwan is part of China, ask him if he needs a passport to go there?...

He'll start foaming at the mouth... It's hilarious

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Mar 25, 2020 23:16:36   #
dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
I've done that... But we were ice fishing and it was considered a holiday


Inside a little ice house on the lake?

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Mar 25, 2020 23:17:16   #
dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Hey Arch... If you want to piss off a Mainlander, claim America is bigger than China...

When he says no, China is the third largest country in the world remind him that Taiwan is not a part of China, so America is the third largest... (that's how close the two nations are in size...)

When he says Taiwan is part of China, ask him if he needs a passport to go there?...

He'll start foaming at the mouth... It's hilarious
Hey Arch... If you want to piss off a Mainlander,... (show quote)



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Mar 25, 2020 23:18:04   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
dtucker300 wrote:
Inside a little ice house on the lake?


Tent or wooden shack... Depends who got there first...

Good times... I was always allowed a beer with the men

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Mar 25, 2020 23:18:41   #
dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA
 
Blade_Runner wrote:
My first Christmas eve in Iowa, with the wind chill, temp was minus 80 degrees Farenheit. I was a university security officer on patrol that evening in one of our Chevy Blazers. Heater full blast, no cigar. Full body coverage, no skin exposed, balaclava and goggles.

In the buildings, on the inside walls along the exterior, every sheet rock nail in the wall was capped with frost. Same with the electric switches and outlets. Breath outside turned to a cloud of ice crystals. Foxtrot Tango, man.

I was asking myself, WTF did I come here for?
My first Christmas eve in Iowa, with the wind chil... (show quote)


I h**e cold! I h**e socialism!

But I h**e cold even more. That why I still live in CA.

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Mar 25, 2020 23:26:29   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Where's Pampa


I keep asking my wife that, but she's proud of her heritage.

It's actually about 40 miles Northeast of Amarillo.

The Woody Guthrie museum is there.

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Mar 25, 2020 23:36:52   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Hey Arch... If you want to piss off a Mainlander, claim America is bigger than China...

When he says no, China is the third largest country in the world remind him that Taiwan is not a part of China, so America is the third largest... (that's how close the two nations are in size...)

When he says Taiwan is part of China, ask him if he needs a passport to go there?...

He'll start foaming at the mouth... It's hilarious
Hey Arch... If you want to piss off a Mainlander,... (show quote)


We don't really have that problem here. If you argue with a Californian, he/she/it is too busy wiping the excrement off of their shoes to put up even a pathetic fight.
The Alaskans just don't care. They're either frozen, or being bled out by skeeters, so they just don't have the time.

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Mar 25, 2020 23:57:19   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
archie bunker wrote:
I keep asking my wife that, but she's proud of her heritage.

It's actually about 40 miles Northeast of Amarillo.

The Woody Guthrie museum is there.


Where's Amarillo

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Mar 25, 2020 23:58:09   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
archie bunker wrote:
We don't really have that problem here. If you argue with a Californian, he/she/it is too busy wiping the excrement off of their shoes to put up even a pathetic fight.
The Alaskans just don't care. They're either frozen, or being bled out by skeeters, so they just don't have the time.


Hey... Alaskans are excellent representatives of your nation...

We like to call them Quasi-Canucks

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