25th Anniversary
Mar 22, 2020 02:26:42 #
25th Anniversary
On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary, she thanks him for a wonderful evening. "Oh. it's not over yet", says the husband. Once in the house, he gives her a little black velvet box. She opens it in anticipation, "But what are these two little pills?"
"Aspirin", says he.
"But I don't have a headache," she says.
"There you are, I told you the evening wasn't over yet!"
On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary, she thanks him for a wonderful evening. "Oh. it's not over yet", says the husband. Once in the house, he gives her a little black velvet box. She opens it in anticipation, "But what are these two little pills?"
"Aspirin", says he.
"But I don't have a headache," she says.
"There you are, I told you the evening wasn't over yet!"
Mar 22, 2020 07:43:26 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
25th Anniversary
On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary, she thanks him for a wonderful evening. "Oh. it's not over yet", says the husband. Once in the house, he gives her a little black velvet box. She opens it in anticipation, "But what are these two little pills?"
"Aspirin", says he.
"But I don't have a headache," she says.
"There you are, I told you the evening wasn't over yet!"
On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary, she thanks him for a wonderful evening. "Oh. it's not over yet", says the husband. Once in the house, he gives her a little black velvet box. She opens it in anticipation, "But what are these two little pills?"
"Aspirin", says he.
"But I don't have a headache," she says.
"There you are, I told you the evening wasn't over yet!"
An Alfred Hitchcock happy ending.
Good one, thank you.
Mar 22, 2020 07:49:15 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
25th Anniversary
On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary, she thanks him for a wonderful evening. "Oh. it's not over yet", says the husband. Once in the house, he gives her a little black velvet box. She opens it in anticipation, "But what are these two little pills?"
"Aspirin", says he.
"But I don't have a headache," she says.
"There you are, I told you the evening wasn't over yet!"
On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary, she thanks him for a wonderful evening. "Oh. it's not over yet", says the husband. Once in the house, he gives her a little black velvet box. She opens it in anticipation, "But what are these two little pills?"
"Aspirin", says he.
"But I don't have a headache," she says.
"There you are, I told you the evening wasn't over yet!"
Okay... What's the punchline... Everybody out here knows that after pulling a stunt like this, the husband will build a snowman in Haiti before getting a handshake from the wife...
Mar 22, 2020 08:10:17 #
JimMe wrote:
Okay... What's the punchline... Everybody out here knows that after pulling a stunt like this, the husband will build a snowman in Haiti before getting a handshake from the wife...
Maybe she has a sense of humor
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