The Outdoorsman
Mar 19, 2020 11:46:53 #
The Outdoorsman
During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level.
He described a typical day this way:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and took four leaks behind big trees."
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors - man! "
NAH, he replied, I'm just a Crappy golfer.
During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level.
He described a typical day this way:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and took four leaks behind big trees."
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors - man! "
NAH, he replied, I'm just a Crappy golfer.
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