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Deadly carrier!
Mar 19, 2020 06:45:14   #
rjoeholl
 
It has been determined that one of the deadliest carriers of the c****a v***s is paper money. This being said I now offer a humanitarian service to all OPP contributors. If you send me all of your paper money (no matter the denomination) I will clean and sanitize it and return it to you. (I promise) I will do this completely free and out of the goodness of my heart. I will even pay the return postage. So, what say you, any takers?

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Mar 19, 2020 06:47:08   #
American Vet
 
rjoeholl wrote:
It has been determined that one of the deadliest carriers of the c****a v***s is paper money. This being said I now offer a humanitarian service to all OPP contributors. If you send me all of your paper money (no matter the denomination) I will clean and sanitize it and return it to you. (I promise) I will do this completely free and out of the goodness of my heart. I will even pay the return postage. So, what say you, any takers?


You are obviously a paragon of human kindness......making such a self sacrifice!!!


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Mar 19, 2020 06:50:32   #
ACP45 Loc: Rhode Island
 
American Vet wrote:
You are obviously a paragon of human kindness......making such a self sacrifice!!!



Yeah, what a guy!

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Mar 19, 2020 07:30:26   #
Radiance3
 
rjoeholl wrote:
It has been determined that one of the deadliest carriers of the c****a v***s is paper money. This being said I now offer a humanitarian service to all OPP contributors. If you send me all of your paper money (no matter the denomination) I will clean and sanitize it and return it to you. (I promise) I will do this completely free and out of the goodness of my heart. I will even pay the return postage. So, what say you, any takers?

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Good idea. I have a $20,000 cash in my safe all $100 bills. Do you want to wash all of them? I am afraid to touch them. Use hand gloves.

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Mar 19, 2020 08:53:12   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
rjoeholl wrote:
It has been determined that one of the deadliest carriers of the c****a v***s is paper money. This being said I now offer a humanitarian service to all OPP contributors. If you send me all of your paper money (no matter the denomination) I will clean and sanitize it and return it to you. (I promise) I will do this completely free and out of the goodness of my heart. I will even pay the return postage. So, what say you, any takers?


I have 10 million dollars coming from a Nigerian Prince that will need sanitizing, please end me a money order for $5000 to help me complete the t***saction and I will let you keep 10% of the sanitized money.

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Mar 19, 2020 10:32:40   #
American Vet
 
lpnmajor wrote:
I have 10 million dollars coming from a Nigerian Prince that will need sanitizing, please end me a money order for $5000 to help me complete the t***saction and I will let you keep 10% of the sanitized money.



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Mar 19, 2020 20:44:09   #
Radiance3
 
lpnmajor wrote:
I have 10 million dollars coming from a Nigerian Prince that will need sanitizing, please end me a money order for $5000 to help me complete the t***saction and I will let you keep 10% of the sanitized money.

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In my office, I used to receive that similar kind of email from a so called banker from South Africa. That a multi-millionaire with deposits on his bank died with no heir.
He asked for my bank account number so he could share 50% of the funds to me.

These are scums. Beware of this people. I forwarded the email to the FBI.

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Mar 20, 2020 09:35:51   #
F.D.R.
 
rjoeholl wrote:
It has been determined that one of the deadliest carriers of the c****a v***s is paper money. This being said I now offer a humanitarian service to all OPP contributors. If you send me all of your paper money (no matter the denomination) I will clean and sanitize it and return it to you. (I promise) I will do this completely free and out of the goodness of my heart. I will even pay the return postage. So, what say you, any takers?


DAMN, I wish I hadn't bought that bridge last week !

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Mar 20, 2020 09:37:38   #
F.D.R.
 
Radiance3 wrote:
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In my office, I used to receive that similar kind of email from a so called banker from South Africa. That a multi-millionaire with deposits on his bank died with no heir.
He asked for my bank account number so he could share 50% of the funds to me.

These are scums. Beware of this people. I forwarded the email to the FBI.


And the FBI agent who received it is now broke.

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Mar 20, 2020 21:38:05   #
son of witless
 
rjoeholl wrote:
It has been determined that one of the deadliest carriers of the c****a v***s is paper money. This being said I now offer a humanitarian service to all OPP contributors. If you send me all of your paper money (no matter the denomination) I will clean and sanitize it and return it to you. (I promise) I will do this completely free and out of the goodness of my heart. I will even pay the return postage. So, what say you, any takers?


Sounds like a great deal. I bet you are not even in Nigeria.

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Mar 20, 2020 21:39:06   #
Iliamna1
 
rjoeholl wrote:
It has been determined that one of the deadliest carriers of the c****a v***s is paper money. This being said I now offer a humanitarian service to all OPP contributors. If you send me all of your paper money (no matter the denomination) I will clean and sanitize it and return it to you. (I promise) I will do this completely free and out of the goodness of my heart. I will even pay the return postage. So, what say you, any takers?


Don't you know money laundering is a crime? A FELONEY?

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Mar 20, 2020 21:50:09   #
Squiddiddler Loc: Phoenix
 
rjoeholl wrote:
It has been determined that one of the deadliest carriers of the c****a v***s is paper money. This being said I now offer a humanitarian service to all OPP contributors. If you send me all of your paper money (no matter the denomination) I will clean and sanitize it and return it to you. (I promise) I will do this completely free and out of the goodness of my heart. I will even pay the return postage. So, what say you, any takers?


It's In The Mail.

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