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Mar 17, 2020 20:40:56   #
2bltap Loc: Move to the Mainland
 
As we are all aware the lines at most COSTCO's and other locations have been running out of Toilet paper right? First of all where in the dickens did the need for the purchase of TP come from and why are the people not buying food instead? A little help here please.
Semper Fi
Mike

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Mar 17, 2020 20:56:06   #
steve66613
 
2bltap wrote:
As we are all aware the lines at most COSTCO's and other locations have been running out of Toilet paper right? First of all where in the dickens did the need for the purchase of TP come from and why are the people not buying food instead? A little help here please.
Semper Fi
Mike
As we are all aware the lines at most COSTCO's and... (show quote)


Have you ever had to wipe your ass with a pizza? Nuff said......

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Mar 17, 2020 21:18:08   #
2bltap Loc: Move to the Mainland
 
steve66613 wrote:
Have you ever had to wipe your ass with a pizza? Nuff said......


Ever thought about using a shower? If those people can purchase tons of TP it is safe to assume they have an apartment or home right? Nuff said!!!!!!

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Mar 17, 2020 21:35:28   #
American Vet
 
steve66613 wrote:
Have you ever had to wipe your ass with a pizza? Nuff said......


I did - but it was the tequila that made me do it......

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Mar 17, 2020 21:38:50   #
vernon
 
steve66613 wrote:
Have you ever had to wipe your ass with a pizza? Nuff said......


A corn cob works nicely .

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Mar 17, 2020 21:48:59   #
steve66613
 
2bltap wrote:
Ever thought about using a shower? If those people can purchase tons of TP it is safe to assume they have an apartment or home right? Nuff said!!!!!!


Oh, I totally agree. Installed a hand shower years ago. I’ve been told that Europeans think we’re absolutely filthy because we never completely adopted the bidet.

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Mar 17, 2020 21:54:49   #
Hug
 
steve66613 wrote:
Oh, I totally agree. Installed a hand shower years ago. I’ve been told that Europeans think we’re absolutely filthy because we never completely adopted the bidet.


I am an Ozark Hillbilly and I love my bidet. The only way to go.

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Mar 18, 2020 06:40:54   #
Tug484
 
2bltap wrote:
As we are all aware the lines at most COSTCO's and other locations have been running out of Toilet paper right? First of all where in the dickens did the need for the purchase of TP come from and why are the people not buying food instead? A little help here please.
Semper Fi
Mike
As we are all aware the lines at most COSTCO's and... (show quote)



When there were outhouses, the people used pages of the Sears catalogue.
That must have been an ouchy.

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Mar 18, 2020 11:35:12   #
EN Submarine Qualified Loc: Wisconsin East coast
 
Tug484 wrote:
When there were outhouses, the people used pages of the Sears catalogue.
That must have been an ouchy.



Not really. Just take the page, wad it up numerous times until it becomes soft and compatible.
BTDT.

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Mar 18, 2020 14:49:45   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
Tug484 wrote:
When there were outhouses, the people used pages of the Sears catalogue.
That must have been an ouchy.


Use Joel olsteen books! Soft porn!

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Mar 18, 2020 15:50:13   #
Mike Easterday
 
They don't by aspirin apparently.

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Mar 18, 2020 16:29:16   #
Tug484
 
EN Submarine Qualified wrote:
Not really. Just take the page, wad it up numerous times until it becomes soft and compatible.
BTDT.


We may have to do that again.

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Mar 18, 2020 16:30:32   #
Tug484
 
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
Use Joel olsteen books! Soft porn!


I don't like the man, so I don't have any of his books.
I may have to use my cookbook pages.

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Mar 18, 2020 17:54:35   #
LogicallyRight Loc: Chicago
 
steve66613 wrote:
Have you ever had to wipe your ass with a pizza? Nuff said......


As long as it isn't Pepperoni

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Mar 18, 2020 19:54:12   #
EN Submarine Qualified Loc: Wisconsin East coast
 
Tug484 wrote:
We may have to do that again.


Problem there is the flush toilet probably won't go for that. Not to mention the sewer system.

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