Oh, The Arrogance Of Old Age!!!!!
Feb 22, 2020 18:24:29 #
Oh, The Arrogance Of Old Age!!!!!
Yesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the liquor store. I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home.
I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous woman was filling up her car at the next pump. It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open.
She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window. With her bra-less breasts almost
falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice, "I’m a big believer in barter, old fellow.
Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?”
I thought for a few seconds, and then said “What kind of beer do you have??
Oh, the arrogance of old age!!!!!
Yesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the liquor store. I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home.
I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous woman was filling up her car at the next pump. It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open.
She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window. With her bra-less breasts almost
falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice, "I’m a big believer in barter, old fellow.
Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?”
I thought for a few seconds, and then said “What kind of beer do you have??
Oh, the arrogance of old age!!!!!
Feb 22, 2020 18:34:29 #
Feb 23, 2020 07:15:02 #
Feb 23, 2020 08:19:07 #
bggamers
Loc: georgia
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Oh, The Arrogance Of Old Age!!!!! br br Yesterday... (show quote)
surprised me on that one 
Feb 23, 2020 11:38:25 #
America 1
Loc: South Miami
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Oh, The Arrogance Of Old Age!!!!! br br Yesterday... (show quote)
Nobody is that old, are they?
Feb 23, 2020 23:01:23 #
Feb 23, 2020 23:10:37 #
Feb 26, 2020 16:07:00 #
Feb 26, 2020 17:46:14 #
America 1
Loc: South Miami
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Gotta be over 18 for beer.
Well, a few may ignore that gotta be.
Feb 26, 2020 18:39:58 #
America 1 wrote:
Well, a few may ignore that gotta be.
I'm 75 and drive a scooter and I have to show my ID to buy beer at Walmart.
It was easier to buy beer when I was 16.
Feb 26, 2020 18:53:19 #
America 1
Loc: South Miami
Oldsailor65 wrote:
I'm 75 and drive a scooter and I have to show my I... (show quote)
Walmart, a good one to stay away from.
A couple of years ago at a Walmart in NC a friend 16 years old took the beer and groceries out of the cart and placed it on the conveyor.
Because he placed the beer and not me obviously over 21, the cashier refused to check us out.
Load it up, move one cashier over.
Rang us up no problem.
Maybe scooter riders need to be over 75 for Walmart.
Feb 26, 2020 19:05:12 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
I'm 75 and drive a scooter and I have to show my I... (show quote)
How tall are you?
Feb 26, 2020 21:21:58 #
Feb 26, 2020 22:27:28 #
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