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Feb 14, 2020 02:43:20   #
JW
 
When Mr. Smith and his lovely assistant were traveling on business, they checked into a hotel that was overbooked and were told they’d have to share a room for one night. After the initial awkwardness, they tucked into separate beds.

“Mr. Smith,” the assistant called out in the dark, “I’m chilly. Would you mind getting me a blanket?”

“I have a better idea,” Mr. Smith replied. “Why don’t we pretend we’re married, just for tonight?”

“I’d like that,” said the assistant.
“Good,” said Mr. Smith. “Then get your own blanket.”

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Feb 14, 2020 02:54:14   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
JW wrote:
When Mr. Smith and his lovely assistant were traveling on business, they checked into a hotel that was overbooked and were told they’d have to share a room for one night. After the initial awkwardness, they tucked into separate beds.

“Mr. Smith,” the assistant called out in the dark, “I’m chilly. Would you mind getting me a blanket?”

“I have a better idea,” Mr. Smith replied. “Why don’t we pretend we’re married, just for tonight?”

“I’d like that,” said the assistant.
“Good,” said Mr. Smith. “Then get your own blanket.”
When Mr. Smith and his lovely assistant were trave... (show quote)


Love it

New to me

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Feb 14, 2020 04:55:12   #
American Vet
 
JW wrote:
When Mr. Smith and his lovely assistant were traveling on business, they checked into a hotel that was overbooked and were told they’d have to share a room for one night. After the initial awkwardness, they tucked into separate beds.

“Mr. Smith,” the assistant called out in the dark, “I’m chilly. Would you mind getting me a blanket?”

“I have a better idea,” Mr. Smith replied. “Why don’t we pretend we’re married, just for tonight?”

“I’d like that,” said the assistant.
“Good,” said Mr. Smith. “Then get your own blanket.”
When Mr. Smith and his lovely assistant were trave... (show quote)



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Feb 14, 2020 06:35:22   #
padremike Loc: Phenix City, Al
 
JW wrote:
When Mr. Smith and his lovely assistant were traveling on business, they checked into a hotel that was overbooked and were told they’d have to share a room for one night. After the initial awkwardness, they tucked into separate beds.

“Mr. Smith,” the assistant called out in the dark, “I’m chilly. Would you mind getting me a blanket?”

“I have a better idea,” Mr. Smith replied. “Why don’t we pretend we’re married, just for tonight?”

“I’d like that,” said the assistant.
“Good,” said Mr. Smith. “Then get your own blanket.”
When Mr. Smith and his lovely assistant were trave... (show quote)


Didn't we have a conversation over a year about "the truth don't hurt?" 😁

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Feb 15, 2020 11:01:51   #
bahmer
 
JW wrote:
When Mr. Smith and his lovely assistant were traveling on business, they checked into a hotel that was overbooked and were told they’d have to share a room for one night. After the initial awkwardness, they tucked into separate beds.

“Mr. Smith,” the assistant called out in the dark, “I’m chilly. Would you mind getting me a blanket?”

“I have a better idea,” Mr. Smith replied. “Why don’t we pretend we’re married, just for tonight?”

“I’d like that,” said the assistant.
“Good,” said Mr. Smith. “Then get your own blanket.”
When Mr. Smith and his lovely assistant were trave... (show quote)


Good one thanks for the laughs.

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Feb 15, 2020 19:20:41   #
Mikeyavelli
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Love it

New to me


Oh, not married?

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