Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

High School Runner Not Feeling Great About Her Chances Against The Girl With The Beard

HARTFORD, CT—Local high school track runner Vanessa Vogel was excited for her track meet this past weekend, having trained many months for her shot at a record and possibly a college scholarship.

But when Vogel lined up and saw a brave runner with a beard from a nearby high school, she started to doubt her ability to compete.

"You know, I have a bad feeling about this," she muttered as she lined up for the 800-meter dash. "I'm just not sure I can take this girl."

Sure enough, she was blown out despite setting her personal best.

"I just don't know if that was entirely fair," she commented afterward. "I'm all for e******y and stuff, but I dunno -- the beard might have given her an advantage."

Vogel has been suspended pending an investigation into her bigotry.
https://babylonbee.com/news/high-school-runner-not-feeling-great-about-her-chances-against-the-girl-with-a-beard

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Please explain this story from the "Babylon Bee" to yer liberal acquaintances

bahmer

Thanks for posting this I thought about it but decided to see if someone else would post it.

dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA

Simple biological facts and the t***h have been absconded and abandoned because of the left's agenda and behavior to discard what they can't change in favor of controlling and enslaving humanity with their nonsense. If there are still those who can't see this we are in deeper trouble than was previously ever thought possible.

Smedley_buzkill

The Babylon Bee is a spoof, satire site. This whole thing is made up. However, there are numerous true stories of t*********rs entering what were formerly girls' events and winning easily. I don't care how many female hormones you take, men still have much greater strength and endurance.

dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA

Quite right! Others have previously posted items from the Babylon Bee and it is satire and mockery of true events, usually. Biological boys posing as girls? How much further can our society devolve? Is this in reaction to the feminist movement of the 1960s-70s where women wanted to be included in every bastion of male life and now the chickens are coming home to roost? Possibly. The more likely answer is that there are many confused and mixed up individuals in our society who have been conditioned by neo-liberal l*****t dogma rather than learning that there are some immutable universal t***hs and absolutes. If you have a penis you are not female. Viva la difference. End of story.

Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

I posted this in "General Chit Chat" since it was a humor from the "Babylon Bee". I realized than some people would not see the humor in it, like "OPP", they moved it to the "General" section.

Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa