Things That Southern Boys Will Never Say
Feb 8, 2020 16:34:07 #
Things That Southern Boys Will Never Say
30. When I retire, I'm movin' North.
29. I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won't fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken with a slice of lime.
26. We don't keep no guns in this house.
25. You can't feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
23. Wrestling is f**e.
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits, grits, and gravy.
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18. Who gives a rip who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too dang big.
11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
8. I've got two cases of Blue Moon iced down for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate!
6. She's too young to be wearing that bikini.
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
4. I don't have a favorite football team.
3. "Youse Guys"
2. Those cutoffs ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
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And the Number One Thing That You Will Never Hear a Southern Boy Say:
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Nope, no more beer for me. I'm driving a whole busload of us down to help in the Elizabeth Warren Campaign tomorrow.
30. When I retire, I'm movin' North.
29. I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won't fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken with a slice of lime.
26. We don't keep no guns in this house.
25. You can't feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
23. Wrestling is f**e.
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits, grits, and gravy.
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18. Who gives a rip who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too dang big.
11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
8. I've got two cases of Blue Moon iced down for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate!
6. She's too young to be wearing that bikini.
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
4. I don't have a favorite football team.
3. "Youse Guys"
2. Those cutoffs ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
.
.
.
And the Number One Thing That You Will Never Hear a Southern Boy Say:
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Nope, no more beer for me. I'm driving a whole busload of us down to help in the Elizabeth Warren Campaign tomorrow.
Feb 8, 2020 18:05:26 #
bggamers
Loc: georgia
eagleye13 wrote:
Things That Southern Boys Will Never Say br br 3... (show quote)
Got it down there all true 
Feb 8, 2020 18:35:03 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Things That Southern Boys Will Never Say br br 3... (show quote)
All good, we just ain't gonna be sayin stuff like this in my neck of the woods.
Feb 8, 2020 19:08:30 #
bggamers
Loc: georgia
PLT Sarge wrote:
All good, we just ain't gonna be sayin stuff like this in my neck of the woods.
Feb 9, 2020 08:33:54 #
Feb 9, 2020 12:42:43 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Things That Southern Boys Will Never Say br br 3... (show quote)
Lolololhahahaha
Love me those country boys Feb 9, 2020 14:05:45 #
Feb 9, 2020 14:26:08 #
Feb 9, 2020 19:49:43 #
grew up in the south ......lmdao (laughing my dang ass off) here's one more.... Momma you can't wear hot pants to church.... thanks for posting
Feb 10, 2020 10:13:25 #
elledee wrote:
grew up in the south ......lmdao (laughing my dang ass off) here's one more.... Momma you can't wear hot pants to church.... thanks for posting
Another;
"Your bloodhound tracks raccoons better than my bloodhound."
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