A male patient wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose talking to a student nurse.
Jan 28, 2020 13:20:54 #
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my
testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful.
Now listen very, very closely:
Are - my - test - results - back?"
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my
testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful.
Now listen very, very closely:
Are - my - test - results - back?"
Jan 28, 2020 15:58:01 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
Oldsailor65 wrote:
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, we... (show quote)
That reminds me of this one:Old man goes to the eye Doctor because his new glasses broke. Doctor see him, gives Nurse instructions then leaves room briefly. Doctor comes back, sees Nurse on her knees liking old mans ball.
"What the hell are you doing?!" Doctor asks. " I'm doing what you told me to do" Nurse replies. Doctor then says "I told you to fix his spectacles!"
Jan 28, 2020 16:12:46 #
lpnmajor wrote: That reminds me of this one:
Old man goes to the eye Doctor because his new glasses broke. Doctor see him, gives Nurse instructions then leaves room briefly. Doctor comes back, sees Nurse on her knees liking old mans ball.
"What the hell are you doing?!" Doctor asks. " I'm doing what you told me to do" Nurse replies. Doctor then says "I told you to fix his spectacles!"
That reminds me of this one:Old man goes to the eye Doctor because his new glasses broke. Doctor see him, gives Nurse instructions then leaves room briefly. Doctor comes back, sees Nurse on her knees liking old mans ball.
"What the hell are you doing?!" Doctor asks. " I'm doing what you told me to do" Nurse replies. Doctor then says "I told you to fix his spectacles!"
Should'v sent her a text!
Jan 29, 2020 20:17:06 #
Jan 29, 2020 22:32:17 #
Jan 29, 2020 22:32:51 #
lpnmajor wrote: That reminds me of this one:
Old man goes to the eye Doctor because his new glasses broke. Doctor see him, gives Nurse instructions then leaves room briefly. Doctor comes back, sees Nurse on her knees liking old mans ball.
"What the hell are you doing?!" Doctor asks. " I'm doing what you told me to do" Nurse replies. Doctor then says "I told you to fix his spectacles!"
That reminds me of this one:Old man goes to the eye Doctor because his new glasses broke. Doctor see him, gives Nurse instructions then leaves room briefly. Doctor comes back, sees Nurse on her knees liking old mans ball.
"What the hell are you doing?!" Doctor asks. " I'm doing what you told me to do" Nurse replies. Doctor then says "I told you to fix his spectacles!"
OMIGOSH
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