Sixteen Commandments for growing old. . . . . . . . . . .
Sixteen Commandments for growing old. . . . . . . . . . .
#1 - Talk to yourself, because there are times you need expert
advice.
#2 - Consider "In Style" to be the clothes that still fit.
#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.
#4 - Your people sk**ls are just fine. It's your tolerance for i***ts that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."
#6 - You have days when your life is just a tent away from a circus.
#7 - These days, "on time" is when you get there.
#8 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.
#9 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
#10 – Lately you've noticed people your age is so much older than you.
#11 - "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why you're there.
#12 - When you were a child, you thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation.
#13 - Some days you have no idea what you're doing out of bed.
#14 - You thought growing old would take longer.
#15 - Aging sure has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
#16 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Sixteen Commandments for growing old. . . . . . . . . . .
#1 - Talk to yourself, because there are times you need expert
advice.
#2 - Consider "In Style" to be the clothes that still fit.
#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.
#4 - Your people sk**ls are just fine. It's your tolerance for i***ts that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."
#6 - You have days when your life is just a tent away from a circus.
#7 - These days, "on time" is when you get there.
#8 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.
#9 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
#10 – Lately you've noticed people your age is so much older than you.
#11 - "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why you're there.
#12 - When you were a child, you thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation.
#13 - Some days you have no idea what you're doing out of bed.
#14 - You thought growing old would take longer.
#15 - Aging sure has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
#16 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.
Sixteen Commandments for growing old. . . . . . . ... (
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Old age is a b***h. Good thing it doesn't last too long.
Life is a b***h, then you die.
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Sixteen Commandments for growing old. . . . . . . . . . .
#1 - Talk to yourself, because there are times you need expert
advice.
#2 - Consider "In Style" to be the clothes that still fit.
#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.
#4 - Your people sk**ls are just fine. It's your tolerance for i***ts that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."
#6 - You have days when your life is just a tent away from a circus.
#7 - These days, "on time" is when you get there.
#8 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.
#9 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
#10 – Lately you've noticed people your age is so much older than you.
#11 - "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why you're there.
#12 - When you were a child, you thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation.
#13 - Some days you have no idea what you're doing out of bed.
#14 - You thought growing old would take longer.
#15 - Aging sure has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
#16 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.
Sixteen Commandments for growing old. . . . . . . ... (
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Darn good ones sailor,, liked em all, very apt.. #14 was right on the money I bet for all of us..
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Sixteen Commandments for growing old. . . . . . . . . . .
#1 - Talk to yourself, because there are times you need expert
advice.
#2 - Consider "In Style" to be the clothes that still fit.
#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.
#4 - Your people sk**ls are just fine. It's your tolerance for i***ts that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."
#6 - You have days when your life is just a tent away from a circus.
#7 - These days, "on time" is when you get there.
#8 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.
#9 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
#10 – Lately you've noticed people your age is so much older than you.
#11 - "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why you're there.
#12 - When you were a child, you thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation.
#13 - Some days you have no idea what you're doing out of bed.
#14 - You thought growing old would take longer.
#15 - Aging sure has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
#16 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.
Sixteen Commandments for growing old. . . . . . . ... (
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#17. The older you get the more you become duplicates of your parents.
Dwight Logan wrote:
#17. The older you get the more you become duplicates of your parents.
My wife is getting more like her mother. I am doomed.
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Sixteen Commandments for growing old. . . . . . . . . . .
#1 - Talk to yourself, because there are times you need expert
advice.
#2 - Consider "In Style" to be the clothes that still fit.
#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.
#4 - Your people sk**ls are just fine. It's your tolerance for i***ts that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."
#6 - You have days when your life is just a tent away from a circus.
#7 - These days, "on time" is when you get there.
#8 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.
#9 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
#10 – Lately you've noticed people your age is so much older than you.
#11 - "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why you're there.
#12 - When you were a child, you thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation.
#13 - Some days you have no idea what you're doing out of bed.
#14 - You thought growing old would take longer.
#15 - Aging sure has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
#16 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.
Sixteen Commandments for growing old. . . . . . . ... (
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Lolololhahahaha you DO know me
am i that obvious....great post
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