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Bill's Physical
Jan 24, 2020 10:59:41   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
Bill's Physical

Bill was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.
The doc checked the man's blood pressure and other vitals. Then after a thorough examination, the doctor said he wanted to check with Bill’s wife.

He took her to another cubicle and asked her to disrobe. Then he told her to turn all the way around slowly.
She did as instructed. He then told her to raise her arms above her head, then bend over, touch her toes and cough.

Finally, he said, "Ok, good. You can get dressed now, and I will go talk to your husband".

The doctor went back to the other cubicle and said to the husband, "Well Bill, you can relax and go back to the White House, there is nothing wrong with you. I couldn't get an erection either.

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Jan 24, 2020 11:02:05   #
bahmer
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Bill's Physical

Bill was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.
The doc checked the man's blood pressure and other vitals. Then after a thorough examination, the doctor said he wanted to check with Bill’s wife.

He took her to another cubicle and asked her to disrobe. Then he told her to turn all the way around slowly.
She did as instructed. He then told her to raise her arms above her head, then bend over, touch her toes and cough.

Finally, he said, "Ok, good. You can get dressed now, and I will go talk to your husband".

The doctor went back to the other cubicle and said to the husband, "Well Bill, you can relax and go back to the White House, there is nothing wrong with you. I couldn't get an erection either.
Bill's Physical br br Bill was a bit embarrass... (show quote)


Good one thanks for the laughs.

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Jan 24, 2020 11:47:56   #
debeda
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Bill's Physical

Bill was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.
The doc checked the man's blood pressure and other vitals. Then after a thorough examination, the doctor said he wanted to check with Bill’s wife.

He took her to another cubicle and asked her to disrobe. Then he told her to turn all the way around slowly.
She did as instructed. He then told her to raise her arms above her head, then bend over, touch her toes and cough.

Finally, he said, "Ok, good. You can get dressed now, and I will go talk to your husband".

The doctor went back to the other cubicle and said to the husband, "Well Bill, you can relax and go back to the White House, there is nothing wrong with you. I couldn't get an erection either.
Bill's Physical br br Bill was a bit embarrass... (show quote)


OMG, baaaaad

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Jan 24, 2020 12:10:29   #
CarryOn
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Bill's Physical

Bill was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.
The doc checked the man's blood pressure and other vitals. Then after a thorough examination, the doctor said he wanted to check with Bill’s wife.

He took her to another cubicle and asked her to disrobe. Then he told her to turn all the way around slowly.
She did as instructed. He then told her to raise her arms above her head, then bend over, touch her toes and cough.

Finally, he said, "Ok, good. You can get dressed now, and I will go talk to your husband".

The doctor went back to the other cubicle and said to the husband, "Well Bill, you can relax and go back to the White House, there is nothing wrong with you. I couldn't get an erection either.
Bill's Physical br br Bill was a bit embarrass... (show quote)


Very funny, Sailor ... but I gotta say the visual on that one is almost too much to bear!!


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Jan 24, 2020 13:14:33   #
bilordinary Loc: SW Washington
 
CarryOn wrote:
Very funny, Sailor ... but I gotta say the visual on that one is almost too much to bear!!



Too much bared.

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Jan 24, 2020 13:35:02   #
DonaldR Loc: Florida
 
Now THAT has without a doubt is a true story !

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Jan 24, 2020 14:15:00   #
CarryOn
 
bilordinary wrote:
Too much bared.


You got that right!

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Jan 25, 2020 11:29:13   #
Big dog
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Bill's Physical

Bill was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.
The doc checked the man's blood pressure and other vitals. Then after a thorough examination, the doctor said he wanted to check with Bill’s wife.

He took her to another cubicle and asked her to disrobe. Then he told her to turn all the way around slowly.
She did as instructed. He then told her to raise her arms above her head, then bend over, touch her toes and cough.

Finally, he said, "Ok, good. You can get dressed now, and I will go talk to your husband".

The doctor went back to the other cubicle and said to the husband, "Well Bill, you can relax and go back to the White House, there is nothing wrong with you. I couldn't get an erection either.
Bill's Physical br br Bill was a bit embarrass... (show quote)


Makes ya wonder where Chelsea came from 🤣😂🤪

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Jan 25, 2020 12:26:10   #
bilordinary Loc: SW Washington
 
Big dog wrote:
Makes ya wonder where Chelsea came from 🤣😂🤪


This may help your wondering!
https://www.wnd.com/2015/10/webb-hubbell-no-comment-on-fathering-chelsea-clinton/

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Jan 25, 2020 12:29:52   #
CarryOn
 


Interesting article .... seems to me that old Webb would've had the same problem as Bill, though ....

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Jan 25, 2020 15:40:41   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
CarryOn wrote:
Interesting article .... seems to me that old Webb would've had the same problem as Bill, though ....


Webb....like me probably could not be too picky, however I would draw a REDLINE at a nude Hillary!

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Jan 25, 2020 15:54:38   #
CarryOn
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Webb....like me probably could not be too picky, however I would draw a REDLINE at a nude Hillary!
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I think maybe throwing the red chalk at her and running would be better ...

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Jan 27, 2020 22:29:11   #
elledee
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Bill's Physical

Bill was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.
The doc checked the man's blood pressure and other vitals. Then after a thorough examination, the doctor said he wanted to check with Bill’s wife.

He took her to another cubicle and asked her to disrobe. Then he told her to turn all the way around slowly.
She did as instructed. He then told her to raise her arms above her head, then bend over, touch her toes and cough.

Finally, he said, "Ok, good. You can get dressed now, and I will go talk to your husband".

The doctor went back to the other cubicle and said to the husband, "Well Bill, you can relax and go back to the White House, there is nothing wrong with you. I couldn't get an erection either.
Bill's Physical br br Bill was a bit embarrass... (show quote)


just when i thought i've heard all the good billary jokes ya come thru ....good one

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