Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
You're a lucky fella Archie...
Treat her well
I'm a blessed man Canuck!
She's my best friend, worst enemy, and has always been a free ride to the ER when I was rednecking it up!
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Toxic masculinity?
Start a movement...
#peetoo
Hey, I followed your advice and started my own pee movement!! Thanks,Kyle!!!
archie bunker wrote:
I'm a blessed man Canuck!
She's my best friend, worst enemy, and has always been a free ride to the ER when I was rednecking it up!
Sounds like a blessed marriage...
Haven't heard redneck used as a verb in a long time...
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Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Sounds like a blessed marriage...
Haven't heard redneck used as a verb in a long time...
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All I can say is that the 'hold my beer' trick works as good around here as 'pull my finger' anymore.
archie bunker wrote:
All I can say is that the 'hold my beer' trick works as good around here as 'pull my finger' anymore.
I asked my wife to hold my beer last night... She looked excited... Until I just stood up... Pulled a muscle on the ice earlier... Needed both hands..
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
I asked my wife to hold my beer last night... She looked excited... Until I just stood up... Pulled a muscle on the ice earlier... Needed both hands..
After a couple of potato gun mishaps, my wife appointed herself the safety coordinator with all authority over the Reasearch and Developement coordinator.
What a buzzk**l!!
archie bunker wrote:
After a couple of potato gun mishaps, my wife appointed herself the safety coordinator with all authority over the Reasearch and Developement coordinator.
What a buzzk**l!!
Only tried making a potato gun once... It worked ok... But potatoes leave a hell of a bruise...
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Only tried making a potato gun once... It worked ok... But potatoes leave a hell of a bruise...
Used to make a gun (we kids called it a bazooka) with coke cans, can opener, duct tape, and lighter fluid. Could shoot a tennis ball half way across the college campus. Up close it would just about knock you down.
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Duct tape is awesome...
I was kinda partial to the lighter fluid or any thing else that went whoosh.
JFlorio wrote:
I was kinda partial to the lighter fluid or any thing else that went whoosh.
Ever do the flaming hand?
Funny as all hell when it goes wrong
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Cold piss
How does that come about?
Perhaps he puts bottles of urine in the freezer just so he has them available when he confronts a "progressive" who annoys him. Hopefully he puts some red pepper in the bottle to make the encounter more memorable.
archie bunker wrote:
I wasn't aware of that. I've been with a championship target......pe'er pisser? For 27 years.
Not sure of the proper spelling for urination, but, back in the day, Mrs. B. could pee on a nickel from 5 feet.
Shame we outgrow the fun things in life, ain't it?
ha..your prostate will take care of your pissin contests sooner or later!!!
Airforceone wrote:
So just a thought when Trump tells his base that he will institute cuts to medicare and Social security all in an attempt to pay for his wealthy tax cuts.
I tried very hard to explain to the lunitic right on OPP that Trump will stick it to the poor and middle class so he can take care of his big time donors the upper 1% with his wealthy tax cuts. How many on OPP are on SS and medicare what a wonderful thing for the Lunitic fringe on OPP I hope he sticks it to everyone of you people. I donβt need it but it sure would be nice to see you people get it from that freak you v**ed for.
So just a thought when Trump tells his base that h... (
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You're a chronic liar AF!. You are broadcasting the opposite of the facts.
Fact is president Trump had increased the Social Security for the lower income. He will also cut taxes for the Middle income about 3 months from now, he will decide and announce that.
Poor don't pay taxes, but those with SS will receive great increase. The higher income do not receive, only very little. of 1.5%. The lower income
receive about 10%. If you are low income check our 2020 SS statement, and if higher income check your statement got so little. I got almost nothing. I don't care, Don't need it.
proud republican wrote:
What is lunitic????? OK my friends and I think tax cuts were helping middle class workers !! Lowest unemployment for b****s ,Hispanics,etc Our economy is envy of the world!!!!
Why is there more working poor in this country than ever?
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