One tough lady.
Jan 20, 2020 08:58:53 #
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”. The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.
She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.
She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
The moral of the story?
If you’re going to have a senior moment… make it memorable.
Share this with all your friends to give them a good laugh
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”. The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.
She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.
She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
The moral of the story?
If you’re going to have a senior moment… make it memorable.
Share this with all your friends to give them a good laugh
Jan 20, 2020 09:05:00 #
permafrost wrote:
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon... (show quote)
Hilarious.
Good mornin' permadude.
A laugh is a good start for any day.
Jan 20, 2020 10:27:54 #
permafrost wrote:
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon... (show quote)
Must have been silver Toyotas!
Jan 20, 2020 11:03:30 #
permafrost wrote:
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon... (show quote)
That’s hilarious!! Thanks for the early laughs!
Jan 20, 2020 11:52:13 #
Jan 20, 2020 12:59:02 #
An Oldie but goodie I always laugh every time I see it !
Here's another one !
An old lady gets in her car and to her dismay someone had stolen her steering wheel gear shift lever dash board !
So she calls the cops and they send out an officer in a short time the officer calls back to the station that all is well she had gotten into the back seat by mistake !
Here's another one !
An old lady gets in her car and to her dismay someone had stolen her steering wheel gear shift lever dash board !
So she calls the cops and they send out an officer in a short time the officer calls back to the station that all is well she had gotten into the back seat by mistake !
Jan 20, 2020 13:09:54 #
Jan 20, 2020 14:59:07 #
4430 wrote:
An Oldie but goodie I always laugh every time I see it !
Here's another one !
An old lady gets in her car and to her dismay someone had stolen her steering wheel gear shift lever dash board !
So she calls the cops and they send out an officer in a short time the officer calls back to the station that all is well she had gotten into the back seat by mistake !
Here's another one !
An old lady gets in her car and to her dismay someone had stolen her steering wheel gear shift lever dash board !
So she calls the cops and they send out an officer in a short time the officer calls back to the station that all is well she had gotten into the back seat by mistake !
Jan 20, 2020 15:01:02 #
Wolf counselor wrote:
Hilarious.
Good mornin' permadude.
A laugh is a good start for any day.
Good mornin' permadude.
A laugh is a good start for any day.
Good morning to you Wolf,,, except it is now afternoon.. had to herd cats and tend my unicorns.
I should try and find more.. like it better then sword play with your right wing guys..
Have a nice day yourself..
Jan 20, 2020 15:01:21 #
Jan 20, 2020 15:01:59 #
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
That’s hilarious!! Thanks for the early laughs!
Most days I need a few.. have a good day..
Jan 21, 2020 06:01:30 #
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Jan 24, 2020 07:38:44 #
permafrost wrote:
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon... (show quote)
Excellent way to start the day.
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