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How to get rid of golphers with gasoline!!!
Jan 18, 2020 12:28:17   #
Nutter Loc: Fly Over Zone
 
This should take care of them for good!!
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Jan 18, 2020 13:13:25   #
TrueAmerican
 


He MUST be a demonRAT !!!!!!

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Jan 18, 2020 13:20:36   #
son of witless
 


I have played with gasoline and even I wouldn't do this. He is very lucky.

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Jan 18, 2020 13:44:06   #
Mike Easterday
 
He should have added more gas . He probably would have gotten the Darwin Award!

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Jan 18, 2020 14:19:45   #
Iliamna1
 
I'm glad his beagles didn't get hurt!

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Jan 18, 2020 14:40:09   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 


now why would you want to get rid of golphers? As far as gophers, they will eat DeCon and it will k**l them. Just don't let the poisoned gophers or the DeCon get anywhere near your pets, or you will k**l your pets.

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Jan 18, 2020 17:43:21   #
Iliamna1
 
no propaganda please wrote:
now why would you want to get rid of golphers? As far as gophers, they will eat DeCon and it will k**l them. Just don't let the poisoned gophers or the DeCon get anywhere near your pets, or you will k**l your pets.


My experience with beagles (wonderful pets) is that they'll eat ANYTHING). Don't use those products if you have pets that are food fanatics or can't isolate them away from where those products are used.

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Jan 18, 2020 18:16:25   #
son of witless
 
Iliamna1 wrote:
My experience with beagles (wonderful pets) is that they'll eat ANYTHING). Don't use those products if you have pets that are food fanatics or can't isolate them away from where those products are used.


Beagles are high energy, high maintenance animals. Certain types of people should never own one. When my mother was elderly and she needed to replace a deceased pet, she went down to a city animal shelter and brought back a young, somewhat under weight beagle.

The folks at the shelter should have never allowed this woman to adopt this breed of dog. She was too frail to walk it much. When she tried he would pull her flat on her face. There was no way she was ever going to give it proper exercise. Many times I would go down and walk him, but he was not my dog and my walks were not sufficient for him. Plus she over fed him. He went from under weight to severely obese. He looked like a penguin.

When my mother went into a nursing home it was a nightmare to place him in a shelter and get him readopted. It did happen.

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Jan 19, 2020 07:21:50   #
Tug484
 


As bad as a guy we knew seeing a rat in his kitchen.
He grabs his shot gun and squats down on the kitchen table waiting to see the rat again.
His wife is in the bathroom using the toilet.
Out comes the rat, he fires, it went through the wall and busted the toilet.
There his wife is, butt naked, sitting in shards of porcelin.

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Jan 19, 2020 14:05:35   #
BearK Loc: TN
 


That looked like a demolition derby. I got rid of BIG groundhogs by placing a portable radio on top of one of their holes (they usually have an in and out hole). I turned it full blast on hard rock music. They left and never returned.

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Jan 19, 2020 14:23:14   #
Iliamna1
 
BearK wrote:
That looked like a demolition derby. I got rid of BIG groundhogs by placing a portable radio on top of one of their holes (they usually have an in and out hole). I turned it full blast on hard rock music. They left and never returned.


That also works well for getting rid of skunks. And you won't get sprayed.

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Jan 19, 2020 18:56:06   #
Smedley_buzkill
 
no propaganda please wrote:
now why would you want to get rid of golphers? As far as gophers, they will eat DeCon and it will k**l them. Just don't let the poisoned gophers or the DeCon get anywhere near your pets, or you will k**l your pets.


To get rid of golphers, phirst you must phorget about maintaining the greens. Nothing phires up a golpher like unphasionable greens. They will say phuck this place and go elsewhere.

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Jan 21, 2020 14:12:11   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Smedley_buzk**l wrote:
To get rid of golphers, phirst you must phorget about maintaining the greens. Nothing phires up a golpher like unphasionable greens. They will say phuck this place and go elsewhere.


Excellent response, thank you for getting into the spirit of my post.

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