Dwight Logan

Throught life I have awakened laughing. This morning it was because of a very funny joke I heard years ago.
There were four people on an airplane. The pilot, a self important person, an elderly man and a boy scout. The engine stopped and the pilot could not restart it.
The pilot told the scout where the three chutes were. The self important man told them he needed a parachute because he had graduated first in his class from Harvard. Also his IQ was higher than Einsteins and he knew more about things than anyone else. He said that he had just sent three packages to various think tanks that would save mankind. He added that he had to cordinated implemention of the processes. He demanded that the scout give him a chute immediately. He put it on and jumped.
The scout gave the pilot the older man chutes and told them he would use the third.
The pilot asked where it came from and the scout told them that the smartest man in the world demanded a chutr so he gave him his backpack, the man put it on and jumped.
It took me about an hour to go back to sleep because I could not stop laughing.

American Vet

Seth

bilordinary Loc: SW Washington

Ain't the way I heared it.
It was told with, pres. Bush, the Pope, Jessie Jackson and an eagle scout.

maximus Loc: Chattanooga, Tennessee

I heard it that way too. Good one tho.

woodguru

Nice...

Made me think about when I went to bed laughing about something after shooting pool one night, I was trying not to wake my wife up but was laughing enough that it was shaking the bed. She snapped at me in a really pissed off way, "stop playing with yourself, you're shaking the bed". Okay, now I'm really laughing so I had to tell her what was so funny and we both laughed. What I was laughing about still makes me laugh...