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Jan 16, 2020 19:14:28   #
Lt. Rob Polans ret.
 
From my wife and Facebook
A guy has to go to the bathroom really badly and the mens' room has a line. A woman dressed in white turned out to be a nurse told him that the ladies' room was pretty empty she'd see. She nodded to him but told him not to touch a knob that said ATR. The guy was ready to start dancing around and went in. There was one that said Bidet. When he felt it he liked it. And another shot warm air at him. Curiosity got the better and he looked at the ATR button 'How bad can it be?' So he pushed it. The next day he woke up in a hospital, the same nurse at his bed. "You pushed the ATR button, didn't you?" "Well yeah, what is it?" "AUTOMATIC TAMPON REMOVER, YOUR PENISIS UNDER THE BED."

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Jan 16, 2020 19:23:52   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Lt. Rob Polans ret. wrote:
From my wife and Facebook
A guy has to go to the bathroom really badly and the mens' room has a line. A woman dressed in white turned out to be a nurse told him that the ladies' room was pretty empty she'd see. She nodded to him but told him not to touch a knob that said ATR. The guy was ready to start dancing around and went in. There was one that said Bidet. When he felt it he liked it. And another shot warm air at him. Curiosity got the better and he looked at the ATR button 'How bad can it be?' So he pushed it. The next day he woke up in a hospital, the same nurse at his bed. "You pushed the ATR button, didn't you?" "Well yeah, what is it?" "AUTOMATIC TAMPON REMOVER, YOUR PENIS IS UNDER THE BED."
From my wife and Facebook br A guy has to go to th... (show quote)

It's not funny to this ones who push the 'ATR' buttons.

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Jan 16, 2020 19:32:56   #
PLT Sarge Loc: Alabama
 
Lt. Rob Polans ret. wrote:
From my wife and Facebook
A guy has to go to the bathroom really badly and the mens' room has a line. A woman dressed in white turned out to be a nurse told him that the ladies' room was pretty empty she'd see. She nodded to him but told him not to touch a knob that said ATR. The guy was ready to start dancing around and went in. There was one that said Bidet. When he felt it he liked it. And another shot warm air at him. Curiosity got the better and he looked at the ATR button 'How bad can it be?' So he pushed it. The next day he woke up in a hospital, the same nurse at his bed. "You pushed the ATR button, didn't you?" "Well yeah, what is it?" "AUTOMATIC TAMPON REMOVER, YOUR PENISIS UNDER THE BED."
From my wife and Facebook br A guy has to go to th... (show quote)


Didn't see that one coming Lt., love it.

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Jan 16, 2020 20:30:46   #
rumitoid
 
PLT Sarge wrote:
Didn't see that one coming Lt., love it.


Thought I was drunk and just passed out: this explains a lot.

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Jan 17, 2020 06:48:45   #
Tug484
 
Lt. Rob Polans ret. wrote:
From my wife and Facebook
A guy has to go to the bathroom really badly and the mens' room has a line. A woman dressed in white turned out to be a nurse told him that the ladies' room was pretty empty she'd see. She nodded to him but told him not to touch a knob that said ATR. The guy was ready to start dancing around and went in. There was one that said Bidet. When he felt it he liked it. And another shot warm air at him. Curiosity got the better and he looked at the ATR button 'How bad can it be?' So he pushed it. The next day he woke up in a hospital, the same nurse at his bed. "You pushed the ATR button, didn't you?" "Well yeah, what is it?" "AUTOMATIC TAMPON REMOVER, YOUR PENISIS UNDER THE BED."
From my wife and Facebook br A guy has to go to th... (show quote)


Holy mackerel, there Andy.

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Jan 17, 2020 08:02:48   #
Big dog
 
Lt. Rob Polans ret. wrote:
From my wife and Facebook
A guy has to go to the bathroom really badly and the mens' room has a line. A woman dressed in white turned out to be a nurse told him that the ladies' room was pretty empty she'd see. She nodded to him but told him not to touch a knob that said ATR. The guy was ready to start dancing around and went in. There was one that said Bidet. When he felt it he liked it. And another shot warm air at him. Curiosity got the better and he looked at the ATR button 'How bad can it be?' So he pushed it. The next day he woke up in a hospital, the same nurse at his bed. "You pushed the ATR button, didn't you?" "Well yeah, what is it?" "AUTOMATIC TAMPON REMOVER, YOUR PENISIS UNDER THE BED."
From my wife and Facebook br A guy has to go to th... (show quote)


OUCH 🤕

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Jan 17, 2020 12:15:41   #
bahmer
 
Lt. Rob Polans ret. wrote:
From my wife and Facebook
A guy has to go to the bathroom really badly and the mens' room has a line. A woman dressed in white turned out to be a nurse told him that the ladies' room was pretty empty she'd see. She nodded to him but told him not to touch a knob that said ATR. The guy was ready to start dancing around and went in. There was one that said Bidet. When he felt it he liked it. And another shot warm air at him. Curiosity got the better and he looked at the ATR button 'How bad can it be?' So he pushed it. The next day he woke up in a hospital, the same nurse at his bed. "You pushed the ATR button, didn't you?" "Well yeah, what is it?" "AUTOMATIC TAMPON REMOVER, YOUR PENISIS UNDER THE BED."
From my wife and Facebook br A guy has to go to th... (show quote)


Very good thanks for the laughs.

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Jan 17, 2020 14:15:04   #
Lt. Rob Polans ret.
 
PLT Sarge wrote:
Didn't see that one coming Lt., love it.


I'm glad Sarge.

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Jan 17, 2020 14:17:01   #
Lt. Rob Polans ret.
 
rumitoid wrote:
Thought I was drunk and just passed out: this explains a lot.


It can. Kinda sneaky, but then we love them for it.

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