From my wife and Facebook
A guy has to go to the bathroom really badly and the mens' room has a line. A woman dressed in white turned out to be a nurse told him that the ladies' room was pretty empty she'd see. She nodded to him but told him not to touch a knob that said ATR. The guy was ready to start dancing around and went in. There was one that said Bidet. When he felt it he liked it. And another shot warm air at him. Curiosity got the better and he looked at the ATR button 'How bad can it be?' So he pushed it. The next day he woke up in a hospital, the same nurse at his bed. "You pushed the ATR button, didn't you?" "Well yeah, what is it?" "AUTOMATIC TAMPON REMOVER, YOUR PENISIS UNDER THE BED."
Lt. Rob Polans ret. wrote:
From my wife and Facebook
A guy has to go to the bathroom really badly and the mens' room has a line. A woman dressed in white turned out to be a nurse told him that the ladies' room was pretty empty she'd see. She nodded to him but told him not to touch a knob that said ATR. The guy was ready to start dancing around and went in. There was one that said Bidet. When he felt it he liked it. And another shot warm air at him. Curiosity got the better and he looked at the ATR button 'How bad can it be?' So he pushed it. The next day he woke up in a hospital, the same nurse at his bed. "You pushed the ATR button, didn't you?" "Well yeah, what is it?" "AUTOMATIC TAMPON REMOVER, YOUR PENIS IS UNDER THE BED."
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It's not funny to this ones who push the 'ATR' buttons.
Lt. Rob Polans ret. wrote:
From my wife and Facebook
A guy has to go to the bathroom really badly and the mens' room has a line. A woman dressed in white turned out to be a nurse told him that the ladies' room was pretty empty she'd see. She nodded to him but told him not to touch a knob that said ATR. The guy was ready to start dancing around and went in. There was one that said Bidet. When he felt it he liked it. And another shot warm air at him. Curiosity got the better and he looked at the ATR button 'How bad can it be?' So he pushed it. The next day he woke up in a hospital, the same nurse at his bed. "You pushed the ATR button, didn't you?" "Well yeah, what is it?" "AUTOMATIC TAMPON REMOVER, YOUR PENISIS UNDER THE BED."
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Didn't see that one coming Lt., love it.
PLT Sarge wrote:
Didn't see that one coming Lt., love it.
Thought I was drunk and just passed out: this explains a lot.
Lt. Rob Polans ret. wrote:
From my wife and Facebook
A guy has to go to the bathroom really badly and the mens' room has a line. A woman dressed in white turned out to be a nurse told him that the ladies' room was pretty empty she'd see. She nodded to him but told him not to touch a knob that said ATR. The guy was ready to start dancing around and went in. There was one that said Bidet. When he felt it he liked it. And another shot warm air at him. Curiosity got the better and he looked at the ATR button 'How bad can it be?' So he pushed it. The next day he woke up in a hospital, the same nurse at his bed. "You pushed the ATR button, didn't you?" "Well yeah, what is it?" "AUTOMATIC TAMPON REMOVER, YOUR PENISIS UNDER THE BED."
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Holy mackerel, there Andy.
Lt. Rob Polans ret. wrote:
From my wife and Facebook
A guy has to go to the bathroom really badly and the mens' room has a line. A woman dressed in white turned out to be a nurse told him that the ladies' room was pretty empty she'd see. She nodded to him but told him not to touch a knob that said ATR. The guy was ready to start dancing around and went in. There was one that said Bidet. When he felt it he liked it. And another shot warm air at him. Curiosity got the better and he looked at the ATR button 'How bad can it be?' So he pushed it. The next day he woke up in a hospital, the same nurse at his bed. "You pushed the ATR button, didn't you?" "Well yeah, what is it?" "AUTOMATIC TAMPON REMOVER, YOUR PENISIS UNDER THE BED."
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Very good thanks for the laughs.
rumitoid wrote:
Thought I was drunk and just passed out: this explains a lot.
It can. Kinda sneaky, but then we love them for it.
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