Live Life Backwards
Jan 15, 2020 21:19:38 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for high school: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for high school: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.
Jan 15, 2020 21:57:39 #
slatten49 wrote:
I want to live my next life backwards: br br You... (show quote)
Ever see the movie "The Curious Life of Benjamin Buttons"?
Jan 15, 2020 22:05:39 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
American Vet wrote:
Ever see the movie "The Curious Life of Benjamin Buttons"?
Yes, I have...good catch. It starred Brad Pitt.
This reminded me somewhat, in being 'out there', of that movie.
Jan 15, 2020 23:54:07 #
slatten49 wrote:
I want to live my next life backwards: br br You... (show quote)
Reminds me of the "Clean Cake Club" .... an old Father Guido Sarducci (sp?) comedy segment ...
Jan 16, 2020 12:31:12 #
slatten49 wrote:
I want to live my next life backwards: br br You... (show quote)
It does sound better than the way it was originally laid out now doesn't it.
Jan 16, 2020 13:08:14 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
It does sound better than the way it was originally laid out now doesn't it.
It, at least, appears to be an option one might consider.
Jan 16, 2020 13:27:48 #
slatten49 wrote:
It, at least, appears to be an option one might consider.
Who's winning Sunday in the finale of AFC and NFC games?
Jan 16, 2020 13:54:41 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
Who's winning Sunday in the finale of AFC and NFC games?
I can only guess, so I'm predicting Green Bay vs. Kansas City in the Super Bowl. Aaron Rodgers and Patrick Mahome should provide the difference for victories in the conference championship games.
But, what do I know
Jan 16, 2020 14:01:46 #
slatten49 wrote:
I want to live my next life backwards: br br You... (show quote)
Sounds good to me 😇
Jan 16, 2020 14:11:51 #
slatten49 wrote:
I can only guess, so I'm predicting Green Bay vs. Kansas City in the Super Bowl. Aaron Rodgers and Patrick Mahome should provide the difference for victories in the conference championship games.
But, what do I know
But, what do I know
I tend to agree with you but time will tell. I read that the LeFleur family has a dilemma in that both of there sons are coaches and ones victory means the others defeat. Matt LaFleur is the packers head coach and Mike LaFleur is the quarterbacks coach for San Fran 49'rs is what I have read.
Jan 16, 2020 14:14:10 #
slatten49 wrote:
I can only guess, so I'm predicting Green Bay vs. Kansas City in the Super Bowl. Aaron Rodgers and Patrick Mahome should provide the difference for victories in the conference championship games.
But, what do I know
But, what do I know
I am a big Chiefs fan ... live in KC ... so I will second your prediction ..
Jan 16, 2020 14:22:55 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
CarryOn wrote:
I am a big Chiefs fan ... live in KC ... so I will second your prediction ..
I guess you realize that particular match-up would be a rematch of the original, 1967 Super Bowl .
Jan 16, 2020 14:25:43 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
I tend to agree with you but time will tell. I read that the LeFleur family has a dilemma in that both of there sons are coaches and ones victory means the others defeat. Matt LaFleur is the packers head coach and Mike LaFleur is the quarterbacks coach for San Fran 49'rs is what I have read.
Yes, I know.
Each edged me out for those coaching jobs. 
Jan 16, 2020 15:54:15 #
slatten49 wrote:
Yes, I know. Each edged me out for those coaching jobs.
Each edged me out for those coaching jobs. I didn't even know that about you that you was a coach. Was that little league?
Jan 16, 2020 16:07:08 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
I didn't even know that about you that you was a coach. Was that little league?
Played many sports, but only coached Pony League baseball, men's softball, men's tennis, boys soccer...yet, no coaching football. That probably lost me those gigs.
I also umpired several baseball leagues.
But, that didn't help my football resume',
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