Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

DIALOGUE BETWEEN A LADY INTERVIEWER WITH A MALE BEER DRINKER

Lady Interviewer: Do you drink every day?
Man: Yes.
Lady Interviewer: How much a day?
Man: Around 3 six-packs starting at noon.
Lady Interviewer: How much does a 6-pack cost?
Man: Roughly $10.00 at a deli.
Lady Interviewer: And how long have you been drinking like that?
Man: 15 years.
Lady Interviewer: So with a six-pack costing $10.00, and you consuming 3 six-packs a day, you are spending roughly $900 each month. In one year, you would then be spending $10,800, correct?
Man: Correct.
Lady Interviewer: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 on beer, not accounting for inflation, 15 years puts your spending roughly $162,000; correct?
Man: Correct.
Lady Interviewer: Did it ever occur to you that if you did not drink for the last 15 years, you could have bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink?
Lady Interviewer: No.

Man: So where's your F***in'' Ferrari?

DonaldR Loc: Florida

sO VERY, VERY GOOD !

Carol Kelly

So hilarious. I had to share with my husband. He doesn’t drink beer but he sure thought it was funny.

Dwight Logan

I will complete 45 years in A.A. in march and I love drunk jokes.
One of my favorite ones is "A beautiful woman was sitting at the end of a bar and gave him a smill and patted the seat next to her.
He went to the other end of the bar and asked the bar tender to put one of his drinks put in front of each empty seat. The bar tender asked him why and he replied "i want to go down to the she in sips" (If you did not get it he was referring to a book entitled "Down to the sea in ships)
Another one I love is about a man who just got out of prison and have a match box in his hand. He opened it and put a flea on the bar. The bartender saw it and said "Sorry" and squeezed it to death. The patron started to cry and explained that he had taught the fle to speak 7 languages and had an interview the next day for a stage show.

Carol Kelly

I got it. It was funny. The next one, I didn’t really GET. My husband isn’t an alcoholic, he just doesn’t drink except an occasional really good aged Scotch.

bggamers Loc: georgia

I knew there was a reason I didnt drink

maximus Loc: Chattanooga, Tennessee

HaHaHaHa!!!!!! Good one!