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Jan 5, 2020 12:47:10   #
Dwight Logan
 
I was one of five boys. My father always enjoyed doing things that other people would only think, but not do.
On mother's day the church would give child a red or white Chrisanthimum. One color if your mother were alive and the other if she were not.
We had a new preacher and he asked our father to pass them out. David and I were twins and he gave David one color and me the other. The preacher said to the congregation "Bill Logan the former preacher told me to watch out because you always had a good answer. There can be no good reason for this." With that he replied "The other day my wife said that once in a while she feels like she might have one foot in the grave."
(I got my dumb sense of humor from both of my parents.)

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Jan 5, 2020 13:41:52   #
F.D.R.
 
For years my dad used to say that he had one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.

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