dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA

An application was for Employment.
A Program was a T.V. Show.
A Cursor used profanity.
A Keyboard was a Piano.
Memory was something that you lost with Age.
A CD was a Bank account.
And a Floppy Disk was something terribly wrong with your back.
Compress was something you did to Garbage, not something you did to a File.
If you unzipped anything in Public, you'd be in jail for a while.
Log On was adding wood to a Fire.
Hard Drive was a long trip on the road.
A Mouse Pad was where a mouse lived.
A Backup happened to your Toilet.
Cut you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue.
A Web was a Spider's home.
A V***s was the Flu.
A Monitor was the guy marking black marks when the Teacher was not in the Class.
I guess I'll stick to my Pad & paper, and the Memory in my Head.
I hear nobody's actually been k**led in a computer crash,
But when it happens, they'll wish they were dead.

Carol Kelly

Very good thinking and descriptions.

bahmer

Spot on there dtucker thanks for memories.

Mike Easterday

Those were great days !