Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

What IF the country v**es Democrat in 2020?

Democrat Platform Suggestions for 2020

1 Fred Stevens, a welder, and Joe Frisco, a bartender, neither of whom went to college, will have to pay off the student loans for Eric, an Art History major, and Emma, a G****r Studies major, because they cannot get jobs. (Elizabeth Warren)

2 Yusef Hussein, who k**led 23 children by bombing their school, will be allowed to v**e from prison. (Bernie Sanders)

3 Grace Thompson, who worked hard for 47 years, must give up her employer furnished medical plan and join the National Health plan. (The whole slate)

4 La'Darius Washington, who has never had a regular job, will receive a monthly income from the federal government to spend as he pleases. (Amy Klobuchar)

5 Billy White, age 16, who has trouble with subject/verb agreement in English class, still has trouble with fractions in math class, and who thinks Judge Judy is on the Supreme Court , will get to v**e. (Kirsten Gillibrand)

6 Stan Billings, an avid deer h****r, will have his semi-automatic rifle (fires one shot each time you pull the trigger) taken away, or go to jail, because it looks like an AR 15. (Eric “Farts” Swalwell)
https://heavy.com/news/2019/11/msnbc-fart-video-eric-swalwell/

7 Sven Johannson, whose grandfather immigrated to the US in 1953, will have to pay r********ns to Sha'lyndia Jefferson because she THINKS her great-great-great grandfather MIGHT HAVE BEEN a s***e. (Cory Booker)

8 Thomas Finch, who is an ambitious and motivated adult, cannot get a job because he doesn't want to join a labor union. (Kamala Harris)

9 Sammy Thomas, a farmer, will no longer be able to haul his crops to market in his 3/4 ton diesel pick-up, but will have to make 43 trips in his Toyota Prius. (The whole slate)

10. The population of the US will become 76.4% Hispanic because all of the existing border wall will be torn down. (Beto O’Rourke)
11. NONE OF THIS WILL MATTER BECAUSE THE WORLD IS GOING TO END IN TWELVE YEARS. (Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Auntie Dee

I'm not worried about the world ending in 12 years, but sure am worried about the rest of the stuff, although most will never pass, something close certainly will!

Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

I'm worried about Eric “Farts” Swalwell's contribution to G****l W*****g

Weasel Loc: In the Great State Of Indiana!!

Not to worry The Democrat President hasn't been born yet.
Here's to many, many, Merry Christmases

CarryOn

Me, too ... LOL ..

steve66613

There will never be another Democrat president. The current example of impeachment will be applied to every one of them, in perpetuity.

This SHAM may end the Democrat Party.

Mike Easterday

God forbid the Democrats have any of these people get to be president.

CarryOn

I hope you are right! They deserve to be the recipients of the same treatment they have afforded Trump.

Carol Kelly

I hope not.

Carol Kelly

They should already have been recipients because Obama took the reins of power in his own hands and despite Congress went ahead with his socialist agenda. NOW, there was ABUSE of POWER!

badbobby Loc: texas

I'll go to Canada

woodguru

Trump gave dems reasons, the GOP won't have any, just like they didn't with Obama, he would have been impeached for having skid marks in his shorts

CarryOn

... and where was pelosi and her desperate need to "protect the Constitution" then? Her emphatic statements about how "politics don't matter" and how it's about "our oath of office" ??? Don't recall hearing a peep out of that "prayerful" soul about this being a "dark day" back then. Maybe she was asleep when obama said many, many times that he couldn't enforce DACA by himself because it would be unConstitutional for him to do so ... and then he did it anyway, saying it was the "right thing to do"?

woodguru

You know what if besides this list of sky is falling ignorance? You will suck it up and live with it

Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

Liberals like you have to deal with ignorance on a daily basis.