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Dec 1, 2019 21:47:50   #
Liberty Tree
 
archie bunker wrote:
Yeah, you...


Heat cause things to expand. I am not fat. I am just too hot.

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Dec 1, 2019 21:49:55   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
archie bunker wrote:
Meatball is what everybody calls Ruger. Except me. I call him names that aren't politically correct, like.....well, use your imagination.


Probably the same names my father used (uses) to refer to me

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Dec 1, 2019 21:52:19   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Liberty Tree wrote:
Heat cause things to expand. I am not fat. I am just too hot.


Brilliant!!

Next time my wife says something about being fat, I'll toss that out, and turn the thermostat down 5 degrees in the winter!!

Thank you!!

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Dec 1, 2019 22:00:23   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Probably the same names my father used (uses) to refer to me


You were prolly a lot like him.

A general pain in the ass that is all heart!!

No offense intended, Kyle.

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Dec 1, 2019 22:29:02   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
archie bunker wrote:
You were prolly a lot like him.

A general pain in the ass that is all heart!!

No offense intended, Kyle.


Sounds about right...

Don't worry... I'm a special fireproof snowflake

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Dec 1, 2019 22:48:59   #
BigMike Loc: yerington nv
 
archie bunker wrote:
Yeah, you...





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Dec 1, 2019 22:50:51   #
BigMike Loc: yerington nv
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
My natural fragrance is manly and powerful...

Your dog can relate


My cat likes to curl up in my pants gathered 'round my ankles when I sit on the can.

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Dec 1, 2019 22:57:11   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
BigMike wrote:
My cat likes to curl up in my pants gathered 'round my ankles when I sit on the can.


We're civilized here in Texas. We have wooden seats on our 'toilets'.
Just sain......

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Dec 1, 2019 23:07:05   #
BigMike Loc: yerington nv
 
archie bunker wrote:
We're civilized here in Texas. We have wooden seats on our 'toilets'.
Just sain......



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Dec 2, 2019 00:12:08   #
eden
 
BigMike wrote:
My cat likes to curl up in my pants gathered 'round my ankles when I sit on the can.


Thanks for the Kodak moment.🥴

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Dec 2, 2019 00:45:50   #
BigMike Loc: yerington nv
 
eden wrote:
Thanks for the Kodak moment.🥴


Your cat doesn't do that?

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Dec 2, 2019 01:35:52   #
eden
 
BigMike wrote:
Your cat doesn't do that?


Nope. But then I don’t have a cat.😊

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Dec 2, 2019 07:23:27   #
rjoeholl
 
archie bunker wrote:
Yeah, you...


I'm not fat, I'm just easier to see.

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Dec 2, 2019 08:32:44   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
BigMike wrote:
My cat likes to curl up in my pants gathered 'round my ankles when I sit on the can.


Spike, the staffy bull terrier, likes to grab my cloths off the bathroom floor while I am in the shower and take them to his cage to sleep in, so I have to wander around the bedroom getting clean things to wear.

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Dec 2, 2019 09:17:37   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
archie bunker wrote:
My wife does the same to me! Just did a little whil ago. "Here, you can finish this" when I'm already stuffed.


And did u?????

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