I see people my age mountain climbing and I wonder who the hell let them out of the retirement home. I have said it before; if I go to a retirement home I will write graffiti about the staff on the bathroom wall. Since it will be in cursive, they won't be able to read it and will think it's Arabic. They will report me to DHS, who will send me to Guantanamo Bay as a terrorist, and I will receive far better treatment than I could expect as an elderly US citizen.
Can I get an AMEN?
You have ONE AMEN here.