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Some made me chuckle, some made me groan and shake my head, but they all made me smile.

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*DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS:*
*(You cannot make up this stuff....)*

*Dear Abby,*
*What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?*

*Dear Abby,*
*I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.*

*Dear Abby,*
*I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.*

*Dear Abby,*
*I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?*

*Dear Abby,*
*My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.*

*Dear Abby,*
*My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental pause.*

*Dear Abby,*
*You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?*

*Dear Abby*,
*I have a man I can't trust. He c***ts so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.*

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I am certain I've overheard many similar comments at gatherings with Family and friends. :wink: :lol:

bahmer

And you question how Obama was elected.

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Nope, never have. :wink: I'm surprised though how politics entered into this one. I even omitted a couple that would either start finger pointing or some might find questionable. C'mon now.....it's only Monday, and this, I swear, had absolutely no political motivation embedded in it, honest.

bahmer

I know that there were no politics mentioned but I was merely looking at the questions and what they were asking. If you can't figure out how stuff gets on your vcr. If your husband is having an affair and you wonder who's child your having. C'mon these questions are posed by village i***ts and all I was doing is drawing a conclusion that if you are that stupid as to ask questions like this then our country is in deep s**t. These are like the description of the South Chicago Schools Prom Theme: “This Is Are Story” Not only are we dumbing down these kids so fast but they shoved these kids out of the plane with out the parachute and that is the speed of the dumbing down process in Chicago.

grace scott

They were wonderful. Thanks.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

:lol: :roll: :roll: :lol: :roll: :lol: :roll: 😱😯🙀

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:wink: You're very welcome.

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Yes, those emoticons say it all, don't they??!!??:wink: Glad I could give you a chuckle this day. That "kitty" of yours -- very regal.

robby1

The dumbing down of America is complete.

alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa

no, but it explains a lot about politics