maximus Loc: Chattanooga, Tennessee

I hope I'm not repeating myself. If so, I'm sorry. That being said....


An elderly couple were sitting by the fire when the man asked,"You know, dear, you've had that chest in the attic now for as long as I can remember. We're getting along in life and I'd just like to know...what's in the chest?"
She said, "OK, come on up and I'll show you."
They walked up into the attic and she opened the chest. The old man looked inside and there were a few ears of corn and a big pile of money in it.
He asked,"Well! What's the corn for?"
She said, "I guess it's time for a confession. You know I love you....but....well, I haven't been faithful to you over the years. Every time I was unfaithful, I put an ear of corn in this chest,"
He said, "I see! Well, uh...you know I've never been unhappy so I guess that's OK. Where did all the money come from?"
She replied, "Every time I got a bushel, I sold it!"

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

I have always used eggs... And it was the husband c***ting in mine...

Always gets a laugh though

maximus Loc: Chattanooga, Tennessee

Tug484

Lol.