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Nov 16, 2019 12:34:51   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
Insurance

A man and his wife, moved back home to North Carolina, from Texas. The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Texas was $2000.00 a year!
When they arrived in North Carolina, they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the leg.
The agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple, "$39.00."
The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here In North Carolina to insure, because it cost him $2000.00 in Texas!
The agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, "Well, here it is on the screen, it says: 'Any wooden structure with a sprinkler system over it, is $39.00.'"

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Nov 16, 2019 13:12:26   #
Carol Kelly
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Insurance

A man and his wife, moved back home to North Carolina, from Texas. The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Texas was $2000.00 a year!
When they arrived in North Carolina, they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the leg.
The agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple, "$39.00."
The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here In North Carolina to insure, because it cost him $2000.00 in Texas!
The agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, "Well, here it is on the screen, it says: 'Any wooden structure with a sprinkler system over it, is $39.00.'"
Insurance br br A man and his wife, moved back... (show quote)


Now that was a HaHaHa, really funny. You make my day.

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Nov 16, 2019 15:48:32   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Insurance

A man and his wife, moved back home to North Carolina, from Texas. The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Texas was $2000.00 a year!
When they arrived in North Carolina, they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the leg.
The agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple, "$39.00."
The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here In North Carolina to insure, because it cost him $2000.00 in Texas!
The agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, "Well, here it is on the screen, it says: 'Any wooden structure with a sprinkler system over it, is $39.00.'"
Insurance br br A man and his wife, moved back... (show quote)



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Nov 17, 2019 06:50:58   #
Tug484
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Insurance

A man and his wife, moved back home to North Carolina, from Texas. The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Texas was $2000.00 a year!
When they arrived in North Carolina, they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the leg.
The agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple, "$39.00."
The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here In North Carolina to insure, because it cost him $2000.00 in Texas!
The agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, "Well, here it is on the screen, it says: 'Any wooden structure with a sprinkler system over it, is $39.00.'"
Insurance br br A man and his wife, moved back... (show quote)



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Nov 17, 2019 07:28:09   #
Big dog
 
Carol Kelly wrote:
Now that was a HaHaHa, really funny. You make my day.


All I can do is hang my head, close my eyes, shake my head and wonder 😔

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Nov 17, 2019 10:39:02   #
bahmer
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Insurance

A man and his wife, moved back home to North Carolina, from Texas. The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Texas was $2000.00 a year!
When they arrived in North Carolina, they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the leg.
The agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple, "$39.00."
The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here In North Carolina to insure, because it cost him $2000.00 in Texas!
The agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, "Well, here it is on the screen, it says: 'Any wooden structure with a sprinkler system over it, is $39.00.'"
Insurance br br A man and his wife, moved back... (show quote)


Amen and Amen that will work for me. Thanks for the laughs.

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Nov 17, 2019 12:36:35   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Insurance

A man and his wife, moved back home to North Carolina, from Texas. The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Texas was $2000.00 a year!
When they arrived in North Carolina, they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the leg.
The agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple, "$39.00."
The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here In North Carolina to insure, because it cost him $2000.00 in Texas!
The agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, "Well, here it is on the screen, it says: 'Any wooden structure with a sprinkler system over it, is $39.00.'"
Insurance br br A man and his wife, moved back... (show quote)


It’s all in the interpretation!! Lol

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Nov 17, 2019 21:32:38   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Insurance

A man and his wife, moved back home to North Carolina, from Texas. The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Texas was $2000.00 a year!
When they arrived in North Carolina, they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the leg.
The agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple, "$39.00."
The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here In North Carolina to insure, because it cost him $2000.00 in Texas!
The agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, "Well, here it is on the screen, it says: 'Any wooden structure with a sprinkler system over it, is $39.00.'"
Insurance br br A man and his wife, moved back... (show quote)



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Nov 17, 2019 21:37:47   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
It’s all in the interpretation!! Lol


yes it is when I bought this house the ins agent saw my rock he said oh we cant ensure you with that kind of dog on the property I told him that dog was family he was almost 18 yrs old and he wasn't going anywhere. He looked at me and looked back at Nick and smiled said that a really good looking lab/rock mix. I signed the papers and he left. Negotiations are very important but when it comes to family you have to dig in and stand firm

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Nov 17, 2019 21:58:58   #
Tug484
 
bggamers wrote:
yes it is when I bought this house the ins agent saw my rock he said oh we cant ensure you with that kind of dog on the property I told him that dog was family he was almost 18 yrs old and he wasn't going anywhere. He looked at me and looked back at Nick and smiled said that a really good looking lab/rock mix. I signed the papers and he left. Negotiations are very important but when it comes to family you have to dig in and stand firm
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I had a doberman.
The first place I lived I got a letter from the police department and I guess the vet reports certain types of dogs to them that are brought in.
We moved. Insurance agent said I can't insure you with that dog.
Our yard was large.
We said, how about if we build a fence and have a dogs yard and a kids yard?
That worked.
She was a great dog.

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Nov 17, 2019 22:13:39   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Tug484 wrote:
I had a doberman.
The first place I lived I got a letter from the police department and I guess the vet reports certain types of dogs to them that are brought in.
We moved. Insurance agent said I can't insure you with that dog.
Our yard was large.
We said, how about if we build a fence and have a dogs yard and a kids yard?
That worked.
She was a great dog.


You can't beat having a good dog Nick passed just after he was 19 sure do miss him

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Nov 17, 2019 22:22:31   #
Tug484
 
bggamers wrote:
You can't beat having a good dog Nick passed just after he was 19 sure do miss him


It's like losing a member of the family.
Certain dogs are unforgettable. They have such great personalities.
I have a small dog now.
One night she was in my face and I said a werewolf.
She started shaking and got in my lap.
I had to start talking to her about her stuffed animals to calm her down.
I don't have a clue why she reacted that way.
She h**es everybody but me.
There's a person that comes and she gets to my right side to hide I guess.
One day I said that's the werewolf.
It made her worse for hating this person.

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Nov 17, 2019 22:27:22   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Tug484 wrote:
It's like losing a member of the family.
Certain dogs are unforgettable. They have such great personalities.
I have a small dog now.
One night she was in my face and I said a werewolf.
She started shaking and got in my lap.
I had to start talking to her about her stuffed animals to calm her down.
I don't have a clue why she reacted that way.
She h**es everybody but me.
There's a person that comes and she gets to my right side to hide I guess.
One day I said that's the werewolf.
It made her worse for hating this person.
It's like losing a member of the family. br Certai... (show quote)


sad

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Nov 17, 2019 22:47:49   #
Tug484
 
bggamers wrote:
sad


Yes

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