Turkey R*******n leader: "We are sick and tired and we're not going to take it anymore." Calls Thanksgiving "seasonal genocide."
This small uprising in Toms River, New Jersey, is expected to spread to epic proportions. However, the NSA appear to be ahead of this r*******n, arresting rafter undercover unit leaders in major cities around the country and have leads on their picking order. An agent for the NSA stated, "Though we are confident to nip this in the nest, certain security measures have been instituted. The Macy Parade, festivities at the White House, and any institution that serves the public, such as soup kitchens, have been canceled."
Update: A secret cell of Toms managed to breach the security of a nuclear power plant but were then quickly basted and stuffed. Emergency calls have gone out for more cranberry sauce and green bean casserole. Please donate what you can at #ThreeMileIsland
More on this troubling story here:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/wild-turkeys-terrorizing-jersey-neighborhood-214834324.html
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