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Nov 7, 2019 10:37:36   #
EL Loc: Massachusetts
 
MR Mister wrote:
Medicare Part G for Seniors

You are an older senior citizen and you can no longer take care of yourself and need Long Term Care,
but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you, what do you do?

You may opt for Medicare Part G.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G for gun) and one bullet.

You may then shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, s*x c****e, or heart?

They are all covered! As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

And, who is paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay taxes.

Is this a great country or what?
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But they call that "punishment".

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Nov 7, 2019 10:49:26   #
JFlorio Loc: Seminole Florida
 
EL wrote:
We had a long term care policy for 40 years. When my husband had to go to a nursing home (Cancer) we were told by the insurance company that he had to be there six months before they started paying. Never did get a penny out of them. Good name company, too. Be careful when getting long term care insurance.


I'm licensed to sell it but rarely do. Too expensive. Gotta be real careful with all the disclaimers attached.

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Nov 7, 2019 10:57:25   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
The one she is in now is great...

But my dad's family have all opted to die in their own homes...

Think I'll go that way too...


Hi Canuck
been off awhile but I am back
BTW
when I go
I hope it is fast and sudden
so no one suffers but me

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Nov 7, 2019 11:03:53   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
badbobby wrote:
Hi Canuck
been off awhile but I am back
BTW
when I go
I hope it is fast and sudden
so no one suffers but me


And your absence has been noted...

Hope all is well with you and yours...

Yep... Fast and in one's sleep... That's the way to do it...

But not for a fee more years... At least get Slat to pay off one IOU first

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Nov 7, 2019 11:33:28   #
Lonewolf
 
MR Mister wrote:
Medicare Part G for Seniors

You are an older senior citizen and you can no longer take care of yourself and need Long Term Care,
but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you, what do you do?

You may opt for Medicare Part G.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G for gun) and one bullet.

You may then shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, s*x c****e, or heart?

They are all covered! As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

And, who is paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay taxes.

Is this a great country or what?
Medicare Part G for Seniors br br You are an old... (show quote)


Good post thanks

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Nov 8, 2019 06:29:11   #
Smedley_buzkill
 
working class stiff wrote:
Does anyone really wish to end up in a nursing home?


I look forward to writing graffiti about the staff all over the bathroom walls. Since it will be in cursive, they won't be able to read it. This will doubtless lead them to the conclusion that the writing is Arabic, and I am a terrorist who should be sent to Guantanamo where I will receive the same care as real Arab terrorists, which is much better than an elderly US citizen can expect in most nursing homes.

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Nov 8, 2019 06:49:21   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
Smedley_buzk**l wrote:
I look forward to writing graffiti about the staff all over the bathroom walls. Since it will be in cursive, they won't be able to read it. This will doubtless lead them to the conclusion that the writing is Arabic, and I am a terrorist who should be sent to Guantanamo where I will receive the same care as real Arab terrorists, which is much better than an elderly US citizen can expect in most nursing homes.


Just snorted beer through my nose

You're in a feisty mood this morning

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Nov 8, 2019 06:51:16   #
Big Kahuna
 
MR Mister wrote:
Medicare Part G for Seniors

You are an older senior citizen and you can no longer take care of yourself and need Long Term Care,
but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you, what do you do?

You may opt for Medicare Part G.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G for gun) and one bullet.

You may then shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, s*x c****e, or heart?

They are all covered! As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

And, who is paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay taxes.

Is this a great country or what?
Medicare Part G for Seniors br br You are an old... (show quote)

Sounds great. Does the government throw in a sweet looking college coed too? I might be spending the rest of my life in prison!!

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Nov 8, 2019 06:59:14   #
Big Kahuna
 
Smedley_buzk**l wrote:
I look forward to writing graffiti about the staff all over the bathroom walls. Since it will be in cursive, they won't be able to read it. This will doubtless lead them to the conclusion that the writing is Arabic, and I am a terrorist who should be sent to Guantanamo where I will receive the same care as real Arab terrorists, which is much better than an elderly US citizen can expect in most nursing homes.


The islamic terrorists get a prayer rug, a koran, bend 3x a day to Mecca, stong coffee, a picture of obama with his signature and best wishes on it and extra comforts while senior citizens are thrown under the rug, can't have any religious symbols and can't mention the name of Jesus without being thrown out on the mean streets.

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Nov 8, 2019 07:01:18   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
drlarrygino wrote:
The islamic terrorists get a prayer rug, a koran, bend 3x a day to Mecca, stong coffee, a picture of obama with his signature on it and extra comforts while senior citizens are thrown under the rug, can't have any religious symbols and can't mention the name of Jesus without being thrown out on the mean streets.


Muslims pray five times a day...

At least try and be accurate in your bigotry

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Nov 8, 2019 07:02:55   #
Big Kahuna
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Muslims pray five times a day...

At least try and be accurate in your bigotry


Thanks pal. Next time stay in Canada with Trudeau. Maybe you can bow to him 5x.

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Nov 8, 2019 07:07:14   #
Big Kahuna
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Muslims pray five times a day...

At least try and be accurate in your bigotry


I've always had my doubts about you. Thanks for clarifying that my gut feeling was right. Calling me a bigot when you know nothing about me shows your own bigotry.

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Nov 8, 2019 07:10:20   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
drlarrygino wrote:
Thanks pal. Next time stay in Canada with Trudeau. Maybe you can bow to him 5x.


Live in China...

H**e Trudeau...

Try for strike three?

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Nov 8, 2019 07:15:27   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
drlarrygino wrote:
I've always had my doubts about you. Thanks for clarifying that my gut feeling was right. Calling me a bigot when you know nothing about me shows your own bigotry.


Odd...I've never had doubts about you...

I freely admit to my "bigotry"

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Nov 8, 2019 07:27:15   #
Big Kahuna
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Live in China...

H**e Trudeau...

Try for strike three?


You were out at strike 1, calling me a bigot. Now get lost Deplorable

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