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Nov 5, 2019 09:43:44   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
The Nordakota Cow


Ole is a farmer in Minnesota. He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota. (That would be North Dakota for you non-Scandahoovians out there).

He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. He reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and pulls...the cow farts.

Ole is very surprised. He looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again.

He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out however, so after some discussion with the cow's owner, Ole decides to buy the cow and takes it home.

When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor Sven, and says, 'Hey, Sven, come look at dis ere new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens.'

Sven reaches under, pulls the teat - and the cow farts.

Sven looks at Ole and says, 'You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, didn't yah?'

Ole is very surprised since he had not told Sven about his trip.

Ole replies, 'Yah, dats right. But how'd yah know?'

Sven says, 'My wife's from Nordakota'😂

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Nov 5, 2019 09:54:42   #
JimMe
 
eagleye13 wrote:
The Nordakota Cow


Ole is a farmer in Minnesota. He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota. (That would be North Dakota for you non-Scandahoovians out there).

He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. He reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and pulls...the cow farts.

Ole is very surprised. He looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again.

He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out however, so after some discussion with the cow's owner, Ole decides to buy the cow and takes it home.

When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor Sven, and says, 'Hey, Sven, come look at dis ere new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens.'

Sven reaches under, pulls the teat - and the cow farts.

Sven looks at Ole and says, 'You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, didn't yah?'

Ole is very surprised since he had not told Sven about his trip.

Ole replies, 'Yah, dats right. But how'd yah know?'

Sven says, 'My wife's from Nordakota'😂
The Nordakota Cow br br br Ole is a farmer in M... (show quote)




I would think the cow was truly from Soudakota...

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Nov 5, 2019 10:06:39   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
JimMe wrote:
I would think the cow was truly from Soudakota...


I don't tink so.
My Great Grand Dad was Ole Olson, born in Oslo, Nordway. Traveled as a toddler East thru Nordakoda and landed in Alberta. He passed at the age of 95, so I got to know him.
But I am not sure if his cows farted.

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Nov 5, 2019 10:48:17   #
JimMe
 
eagleye13 wrote:
I don't tink so.
My Great Grand Dad was Ole Olson, born in Oslo, Nordway. Traveled as a toddler East thru Nordakoda and landed in Alberta. He passed at the age of 95, so I got to know him.
But I am not sure if his cows farted.



Sounds like your Great Grand Dad had "hands on" experience... So, I'll "pass" to your tellings...

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Nov 6, 2019 05:59:18   #
Big dog
 
eagleye13 wrote:
I don't tink so.
My Great Grand Dad was Ole Olson, born in Oslo, Nordway. Traveled as a toddler East thru Nordakoda and landed in Alberta. He passed at the age of 95, so I got to know him.
But I am not sure if his cows farted.


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Nov 6, 2019 15:58:35   #
Fit2BTied Loc: Texas
 
eagleye13 wrote:
The Nordakota Cow


Ole is a farmer in Minnesota. He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota. (That would be North Dakota for you non-Scandahoovians out there).

He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. He reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and pulls...the cow farts.

Ole is very surprised. He looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again.

He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out however, so after some discussion with the cow's owner, Ole decides to buy the cow and takes it home.

When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor Sven, and says, 'Hey, Sven, come look at dis ere new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens.'

Sven reaches under, pulls the teat - and the cow farts.

Sven looks at Ole and says, 'You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, didn't yah?'

Ole is very surprised since he had not told Sven about his trip.

Ole replies, 'Yah, dats right. But how'd yah know?'

Sven says, 'My wife's from Nordakota'😂
The Nordakota Cow br br br Ole is a farmer in M... (show quote)
Now that's funny!

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