Dwight Logan

Cecil B DeMille produced some of the best WWII movies. One was filmed inThe Grand Canyon. There were planes dropping bombs, artillery shooting shells, thousands of troops shooting, tanks fighting great battle action action and chaos. After filming the battle he called camera 1 and asked how it went. The reply was that the film broke at the start and the camera jammed so they got nothing.
He said it was great they had more than 8one camera then called camera two and they said that a tank ran over the electric cable, snapped it and they got nothing.
He called the last of the three cameras and asked how it went. The reply was "We are ready any time that you are ready, please let us know"

CarryOn

RT friend Loc: Kangaroo valley NSW Australia

That sounds like sleeping at the wheel, if you were in France now telling that joke the French would have the red frog saying that the blue frog was slumbering by the guillotine and German legs went unsevered because Merkel is leaving in the Spring.

Good for us 🐸 because it means less froggy infants giving up their legs to fill up french bellies, which won't be quite as robust since Macron gave Merkel a free pass to run further with Brexit by keeping her good legs.

debeda

Lolololhahahaha

bggamers Loc: georgia

Sound like one of my days thats funny thanks for the laugh

Gatsby

Triple redundant Incompetence?