Dedicated to OPP's resident 'Iceback'.
Q: Why did the fugitives go to Canada?
A: Because they had no where else Toronto!
Q: What do you call a sophisticated American?
A: A Canadian
Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road?
A: He saw some American do it on TV.
Q: Which Canadian city is full of fierce cats?
A: Vancougar
Q: What time was it when the monster ate the Canadian prime minister?
A: Eight P.M.
Q: What are the 2 seasons in Canada?
A: Winter and July
Q: What do Canadians get on their tests?
A: Eh’s
Q: How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?
A: You say “please get out of the swimming pool.”
Q: Why don't Canadian women wear sleeveless dresses?
A: They aren't allowed to bare arms
Q: What Dr Seuss book do they read every morning in Canada?
A: Tim Hortons Hears a Who. (Tim Hortons is a fast food restaurant chain, specializing in coffee and doughnuts items. It is Canada's largest quick service restaurant chain)
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They don’t change lightbulbs, they try to accept them the way they are.
Q: Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?
A: The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back.
Q: Who would win in a fight between Celine Dion and Shania Twain?
A: We all would!
Q: What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?
A: A Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.
For those who seek further punishment from Canadian humour…
https://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/canadian-jokes.html(There's actually some good ones in there
)