crazylibertarian Loc: Florida by way of New York & Rhode Island

A Medicare couple goens to this physician's office and asks him if he'd watch them copulate for fifty dollars. He shrugs and says, "Why not?" So the three of them go to an exam room and he watches them do their thing. The man gives him the fifty dollars and they go on their way.

A few weeks later they visit the office and ask the same thing. So, he dutifully goes into the exam room and watches them do their thing and once again, the man pays him fifty dollars. A few weeks later the same thing happens and then a few weeks after that and then another few weeks after that.

Finally, they come in again with the same request and the physician asks, "Why do you two keep on doing this?" The man replies, that if they rent a hotel room, it costs him sixty dollars. This way, he pays the fifty dollars, Medicare reimburses him forty and it only costs him ten dollars out of pocket.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

That is SO FUNNY! I needed a warped joke that that today. Thanks!!!

crazylibertarian Loc: Florida by way of New York & Rhode Island

Henny was called the King of the Throw Away One Liners. He once said, "My father was the town drunk. Problem is I grew up in New York City!"

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Ya' got'ta love Henny Youngman. One of my favorites by him...

A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the way to my car, he falls down three times. When I get to his house, I help him out of the car, and on the way to the front door, he falls down four more times. I ring the bell and say, "Here's your husband"

The man's wife says, "Where's his wheelchair"

Dwight Logan

A man goes into a bar and there a beautiful girl sitting at one end of the bar. When she sees him she gives him a big smile and pats the stool next to her.
He sits at the seat at the other end. He asks the bartender what she was drinking. When he told him he had the bartender to put one at every stool between him and her. The bar tender said that was not necessary because she had already asked him to join her. He replied that it be more fun to go down to the she in sips. (There was a book called "Down to the sea in sips.)

A prisoner was just released from prison and ordered a drink. When the drink came he pulled a little box out of his pocket. He told him that he had taught a flea while in prison how to speak 5 languages and would make a fortune with it. He put it on the bar and showed him his flea.The bartender took his thumb and k**led the flee. As he did he told him he was sorry about the flea on his bar and would call a "hired k**ler" - the name of an exterminator.

During WWII Air Force Clubs sold "airplane beer." It was called that because if you drank more then 5 you Peed 51. Named for the P-51 fghter.