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Iowa Halloween Joke
Oct 25, 2019 15:12:10   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
Iowa Halloween Joke

An Iowa couple was invited to a costume party at a neighbors house.
It was within walking distance so they cut across a pasture to go to the party.
They went in a cow costume for 2. The husband was in the front half and his
wife was in the back half.

On the way home they took the same trip across the pasture and a bull became
interested in them and they started running. Eventually they both were out of
breath and his wife said "honey what are we going to do"---the hubby said:
well I'm gonna stop and eat some grass but baby you better brace yer self.

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Oct 25, 2019 15:12:50   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Iowa Halloween Joke

An Iowa couple was invited to a costume party at a neighbors house.
It was within walking distance so they cut across a pasture to go to the party.
They went in a cow costume for 2. The husband was in the front half and his
wife was in the back half.

On the way home they took the same trip across the pasture and a bull became
interested in them and they started running. Eventually they both were out of
breath and his wife said "honey what are we going to do"---the hubby said:
well I'm gonna stop and eat some grass but baby you better brace yer self.
Iowa Halloween Joke br br An Iowa couple was invi... (show quote)



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Oct 25, 2019 15:17:55   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Iowa Halloween Joke

An Iowa couple was invited to a costume party at a neighbors house.
It was within walking distance so they cut across a pasture to go to the party.
They went in a cow costume for 2. The husband was in the front half and his
wife was in the back half.

On the way home they took the same trip across the pasture and a bull became
interested in them and they started running. Eventually they both were out of
breath and his wife said "honey what are we going to do"---the hubby said:
well I'm gonna stop and eat some grass but baby you better brace yer self.
Iowa Halloween Joke br br An Iowa couple was invi... (show quote)



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Oct 25, 2019 15:47:13   #
Big dog
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Iowa Halloween Joke

An Iowa couple was invited to a costume party at a neighbors house.
It was within walking distance so they cut across a pasture to go to the party.
They went in a cow costume for 2. The husband was in the front half and his
wife was in the back half.

On the way home they took the same trip across the pasture and a bull became
interested in them and they started running. Eventually they both were out of
breath and his wife said "honey what are we going to do"---the hubby said:
well I'm gonna stop and eat some grass but baby you better brace yer self.
Iowa Halloween Joke br br An Iowa couple was invi... (show quote)


Ouch!

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Oct 25, 2019 16:38:12   #
Lt. Rob Polans ret.
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Iowa Halloween Joke

An Iowa couple was invited to a costume party at a neighbors house.
It was within walking distance so they cut across a pasture to go to the party.
They went in a cow costume for 2. The husband was in the front half and his
wife was in the back half.

On the way home they took the same trip across the pasture and a bull became
interested in them and they started running. Eventually they both were out of
breath and his wife said "honey what are we going to do"---the hubby said:
well I'm gonna stop and eat some grass but baby you better brace yer self.
Iowa Halloween Joke br br An Iowa couple was invi... (show quote)


I liked it, what's sad is I know people it could happen to.

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Oct 25, 2019 18:20:26   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Lt. Rob Polans ret. wrote:
I liked it, what's sad is I know people it could happen to.



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Oct 26, 2019 18:22:29   #
elledee
 
finally a truly funny new Halloween joke or at least in Hawaii....very good one

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Oct 26, 2019 19:02:28   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
Thanks but I have to admit that it's an old joke that I heard 50 years ago.
At my age I hear very few if any new jokes.
Due to email and the internet ---telling jokes has become a lost art and partially due to political correctness there are no good comedians. I haven't watched a late night talk show since Jay Leno was forced out.
Comedians now days make up for a lack of talent with profanity and by making fun of the President--- who is a better comedian than the "so called comedians'.
It takes intelligence and a quick mind to be a good comedian--like Johnathan Winters, Rodney Dangerfield, Robin Williams ---and President Trump has it. Bill Cosby was also very good along with Bob Newhart.
Bus Driver Schools
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AobZe6iT9kY

I heard it on a part album in 1961 or 62

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Oct 26, 2019 21:51:15   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Thanks but I have to admit that it's an old joke that I heard 50 years ago.
At my age I hear very few if any new jokes.
Due to email and the internet ---telling jokes has become a lost art and partially due to political correctness there are no good comedians. I haven't watched a late night talk show since Jay Leno was forced out.
Comedians now days make up for a lack of talent with profanity and by making fun of the President--- who is a better comedian than the "so called comedians'.
It takes intelligence and a quick mind to be a good comedian--like Johnathan Winters, Rodney Dangerfield, Robin Williams ---and President Trump has it. Bill Cosby was also very good along with Bob Newhart.
Bus Driver Schools
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AobZe6iT9kY

I heard it on a part album in 1961 or 62
Thanks but I have to admit that it's an old joke t... (show quote)


Go on line put in your favorite comedian and enjoy mine is carline he was fantastic loved him

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Oct 28, 2019 16:47:04   #
flash
 
It was 2 men wearing the costume when I heard it.

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