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Here it is all you need to know to self diagnose yourself!
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Oct 25, 2019 08:32:37   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
Here it is all you need to know to self diagnose yourself!

Go outside and pee in the garden.

If ants gather:- diabetes.


If you pee on your feet:- prostate.


if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.


if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis


if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:-

Alzheimer

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Oct 25, 2019 08:36:29   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Here it is all you need to know to self diagnose yourself!

Go outside and pee in the garden.

If ants gather:- diabetes.


If you pee on your feet:- prostate.


if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.


if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis


if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:-

Alzheimer



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Oct 25, 2019 08:38:12   #
hdjimv Loc: South Dakota
 
bggamers wrote:
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Is 3 out of 4 bad?

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Oct 25, 2019 08:39:17   #
Kevyn
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Here it is all you need to know to self diagnose yourself!

Go outside and pee in the garden.

If ants gather:- diabetes.


If you pee on your feet:- prostate.


if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.


if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis


if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:-

Alzheimer

Cool, Trump finally released his health care plan.

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Oct 25, 2019 08:45:31   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
Kevyn wrote:
Cool, Trump finally released his health care plan.


Kevyn!
Go dry off your feet.
And tuck it in before you pull up your zipper.

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Oct 25, 2019 08:51:27   #
Liberty Tree
 
bggamers wrote:
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If you experience all of them you have Kevynitis.

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Oct 25, 2019 08:58:01   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Here it is all you need to know to self diagnose yourself!

Go outside and pee in the garden.

If ants gather:- diabetes.


If you pee on your feet:- prostate.


if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.


if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis


if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:-

Alzheimer






Good one Eagle, one of your better posts..

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Oct 25, 2019 08:59:24   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Here it is all you need to know to self diagnose yourself!

Go outside and pee in the garden.

If ants gather:- diabetes.


If you pee on your feet:- prostate.


if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.


if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis


if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:-

Alzheimer


If you squat....G****r Dysmorphia

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Oct 25, 2019 08:59:27   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
Liberty Tree wrote:
If you experience all of them you have Kevynitis.


Not quite, you have to add crawling on your belly, and leaving snail trails.

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Oct 25, 2019 09:14:11   #
Liberty Tree
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Not quite, you have to add crawling on your belly, and leaving snail trails.


True

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Oct 25, 2019 09:17:00   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
hdjimv wrote:
Is 3 out of 4 bad?


If you have the ability to ask depends which you still retain control of

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Oct 25, 2019 09:20:12   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
bggamers wrote:
If you have the ability to ask depends which you still retain control of


Snort.... I liked that

Now I have to go wash wine out of my nose

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Oct 25, 2019 09:29:16   #
hdjimv Loc: South Dakota
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
If you squat....G****r Dysmorphia


That sounds more like it would be Kevynitis!!

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Oct 25, 2019 09:47:56   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Snort.... I liked that

Now I have to go wash wine out of my nose
Snort.... I liked that img src="https://static.on... (show quote)


well we now know your sinuses are not only clean but happy

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Oct 25, 2019 10:01:31   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
If you squat....G****r Dysmorphia


Unless, of course you ARE a woman.
SWMBO

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