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Oct 25, 2019 07:28:31   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet..God willing, someday you will be.- the $2.99 Special

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.

'YES!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake..

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!

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Oct 25, 2019 07:49:37   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet..God willing, someday you will be.- the $2.99 Special

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.

'YES!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake..

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
If you are a senior you will understand this one, ... (show quote)


Cheers to that

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Oct 25, 2019 07:50:03   #
DonaldR Loc: Florida
 
Now THAT is a k**ler ! !

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Oct 25, 2019 08:27:09   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
slatten49 wrote:
If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet..God willing, someday you will be.- the $2.99 Special

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.

'YES!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake..

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
If you are a senior you will understand this one, ... (show quote)


I absolutely get it!! Thank u

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Oct 25, 2019 08:48:58   #
debeda
 
slatten49 wrote:
If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet..God willing, someday you will be.- the $2.99 Special

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.

'YES!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake..

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
If you are a senior you will understand this one, ... (show quote)



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Oct 25, 2019 08:54:37   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
slatten49 wrote:
If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet..God willing, someday you will be.- the $2.99 Special

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.

'YES!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake..

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
If you are a senior you will understand this one, ... (show quote)



HA HA, Sounds like something my wife would do... love it.. wow 2.99, could be worth the drive..

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Oct 25, 2019 09:12:04   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
slatten49 wrote:
If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet..God willing, someday you will be.- the $2.99 Special

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.

'YES!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake..

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
If you are a senior you will understand this one, ... (show quote)



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Oct 25, 2019 09:53:05   #
Big dog
 
slatten49 wrote:
If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet..God willing, someday you will be.- the $2.99 Special

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.

'YES!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake..

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
If you are a senior you will understand this one, ... (show quote)


I’ll definitely remember that one.

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Oct 25, 2019 13:44:45   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet..God willing, someday you will be.- the $2.99 Special

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.

'YES!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake..

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
If you are a senior you will understand this one, ... (show quote)


Good one Slats thanks for the laughs.

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Oct 25, 2019 14:21:20   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Good one Slats thanks for the laughs.

This morning's senior jokes are courtesy of BabaMail. I figured I would share them with my fellow OPPers.

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Oct 26, 2019 05:31:26   #
Tug484
 
slatten49 wrote:
If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet..God willing, someday you will be.- the $2.99 Special

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.

'YES!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake..

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
If you are a senior you will understand this one, ... (show quote)



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Oct 26, 2019 10:38:45   #
Hug
 
slatten49 wrote:
If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet..God willing, someday you will be.- the $2.99 Special

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.

'YES!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake..

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
If you are a senior you will understand this one, ... (show quote)


Good one Slat. You are in first place.

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Oct 26, 2019 10:44:22   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Hug wrote:
Good one Slat. You are in first place.

If you would, Hug, please relay that to BadBobby.

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Oct 26, 2019 10:53:26   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Classic breakfast scene from Jack Nicholson in 1970's 'Five Easy Pieces.'

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=dinerbreakfastscenefromfiveeasypieces&view=detail&mid=2B1170885DE052C1B9E82B1170885DE052C1B9E8&FORM=VIRE

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Oct 26, 2019 11:02:35   #
Hug
 
slatten49 wrote:
If you would, Hug, please relay that to BadBobby.


BadBobby, Slat is now in first place on telling jokes. This is like the old radio show, which none of you youngsters can remember, CAN YOU TOP THIS?

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