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Slatten and Poppa Gringo get promoted
Oct 20, 2019 13:30:16   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Two Marines, Papi and Slat, , were promoted right from privates to sergeants because of their great marksmanship with rifles.
Not long after, they're out for a walk and Papi says, "Hey, Slat, There's the NCO Club. Let's you and Me stop in." "But we's privates," protests Slat. "We's sergeants now," says Papi, pulling him inside. "Now, Slat, I'm a gonna sit down and have me a drink." "But we's privates," says Slat "Are you blind, boy?" asks Papi, pointing at his stripes. We's sergeants now, so hush your mouth!"

So they have their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Papi. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea." "Papi pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Slat, go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign."
So Slat goes to look it up, comes back and gives Papi the big okay sign.

Three weeks later Papi is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea.
Slat," he says, "why did you give me the okay sign?"
"Well Papi, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects only the privates." He points to his stripes with a big smile. "But we's sergeants now!"

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Oct 20, 2019 13:50:48   #
Smedley_buzkill
 
badbobby wrote:
Two Marines, Papi and Slat, , were promoted right from privates to sergeants because of their great marksmanship with rifles.
Not long after, they're out for a walk and Papi says, "Hey, Slat, There's the NCO Club. Let's you and Me stop in." "But we's privates," protests Slat. "We's sergeants now," says Papi, pulling him inside. "Now, Slat, I'm a gonna sit down and have me a drink." "But we's privates," says Slat "Are you blind, boy?" asks Papi, pointing at his stripes. We's sergeants now, so hush your mouth!"

So they have their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Papi. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea." "Papi pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Slat, go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign."
So Slat goes to look it up, comes back and gives Papi the big okay sign.

Three weeks later Papi is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea.
Slat," he says, "why did you give me the okay sign?"
"Well Papi, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects only the privates." He points to his stripes with a big smile. "But we's sergeants now!"
Two Marines, Papi and Slat, , were promoted right ... (show quote)


No wonder Poppa hasn't been posting much lately. He's afraid you'll find out where he lives.

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Oct 20, 2019 13:57:07   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Two Marines, Papi and Slat, , were promoted right from privates to sergeants because of their great marksmanship with rifles.
Not long after, they're out for a walk and Papi says, "Hey, Slat, There's the NCO Club. Let's you and Me stop in." "But we's privates," protests Slat. "We's sergeants now," says Papi, pulling him inside. "Now, Slat, I'm a gonna sit down and have me a drink." "But we's privates," says Slat "Are you blind, boy?" asks Papi, pointing at his stripes. We's sergeants now, so hush your mouth!"

So they have their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Papi. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea." "Papi pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Slat, go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign."
So Slat goes to look it up, comes back and gives Papi the big okay sign.

Three weeks later Papi is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea.
Slat," he says, "why did you give me the okay sign?"
"Well Papi, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects only the privates." He points to his stripes with a big smile. "But we's sergeants now!"
Two Marines, Papi and Slat, , were promoted right ... (show quote)

(slow burn)



Check PMs

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Oct 20, 2019 14:22:33   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
badbobby wrote:
Two Marines, Papi and Slat, , were promoted right from privates to sergeants because of their great marksmanship with rifles.
Not long after, they're out for a walk and Papi says, "Hey, Slat, There's the NCO Club. Let's you and Me stop in." "But we's privates," protests Slat. "We's sergeants now," says Papi, pulling him inside. "Now, Slat, I'm a gonna sit down and have me a drink." "But we's privates," says Slat "Are you blind, boy?" asks Papi, pointing at his stripes. We's sergeants now, so hush your mouth!"

So they have their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Papi. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea." "Papi pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Slat, go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign."
So Slat goes to look it up, comes back and gives Papi the big okay sign.

Three weeks later Papi is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea.
Slat," he says, "why did you give me the okay sign?"
"Well Papi, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects only the privates." He points to his stripes with a big smile. "But we's sergeants now!"
Two Marines, Papi and Slat, , were promoted right ... (show quote)



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Oct 20, 2019 15:40:58   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
badbobby wrote:
Two Marines, Papi and Slat, , were promoted right from privates to sergeants because of their great marksmanship with rifles.
Not long after, they're out for a walk and Papi says, "Hey, Slat, There's the NCO Club. Let's you and Me stop in." "But we's privates," protests Slat. "We's sergeants now," says Papi, pulling him inside. "Now, Slat, I'm a gonna sit down and have me a drink." "But we's privates," says Slat "Are you blind, boy?" asks Papi, pointing at his stripes. We's sergeants now, so hush your mouth!"

So they have their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Papi. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea." "Papi pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Slat, go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign."
So Slat goes to look it up, comes back and gives Papi the big okay sign.

Three weeks later Papi is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea.
Slat," he says, "why did you give me the okay sign?"
"Well Papi, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects only the privates." He points to his stripes with a big smile. "But we's sergeants now!"
Two Marines, Papi and Slat, , were promoted right ... (show quote)



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Oct 20, 2019 20:15:55   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
badbobby wrote:
Two Marines, Papi and Slat, , were promoted right from privates to sergeants because of their great marksmanship with rifles.
Not long after, they're out for a walk and Papi says, "Hey, Slat, There's the NCO Club. Let's you and Me stop in." "But we's privates," protests Slat. "We's sergeants now," says Papi, pulling him inside. "Now, Slat, I'm a gonna sit down and have me a drink." "But we's privates," says Slat "Are you blind, boy?" asks Papi, pointing at his stripes. We's sergeants now, so hush your mouth!"

So they have their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Papi. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea." "Papi pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Slat, go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign."
So Slat goes to look it up, comes back and gives Papi the big okay sign.

Three weeks later Papi is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea.
Slat," he says, "why did you give me the okay sign?"
"Well Papi, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects only the privates." He points to his stripes with a big smile. "But we's sergeants now!"
Two Marines, Papi and Slat, , were promoted right ... (show quote)


Well done Slatten....

Not easy to find a dictionary in a bar

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Oct 21, 2019 10:36:27   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Well done Slatten....

Not easy to find a dictionary in a bar


I'm jus wondrin how he could even read it
let alone understand it

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Oct 21, 2019 10:38:12   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
badbobby wrote:
I'm jus wondrin how he could even read it
let alone understand it


Been there...

Bars and books don't mix

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Oct 21, 2019 10:59:51   #
Fit2BTied Loc: Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Two Marines, Papi and Slat, , were promoted right from privates to sergeants because of their great marksmanship with rifles.
Not long after, they're out for a walk and Papi says, "Hey, Slat, There's the NCO Club. Let's you and Me stop in." "But we's privates," protests Slat. "We's sergeants now," says Papi, pulling him inside. "Now, Slat, I'm a gonna sit down and have me a drink." "But we's privates," says Slat "Are you blind, boy?" asks Papi, pointing at his stripes. We's sergeants now, so hush your mouth!"

So they have their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Papi. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea." "Papi pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Slat, go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign."
So Slat goes to look it up, comes back and gives Papi the big okay sign.

Three weeks later Papi is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea.
Slat," he says, "why did you give me the okay sign?"
"Well Papi, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects only the privates." He points to his stripes with a big smile. "But we's sergeants now!"
Two Marines, Papi and Slat, , were promoted right ... (show quote)
Ouch! Good story, but we all know that Marines looking stuff up in Dictionaries isn't a real thing.

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Oct 21, 2019 11:04:30   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Fit2BTied wrote:
Ouch! Good story, but we all know that Marines looking stuff up in Dictionaries isn't a real thing.


prolly true
the one I know(Slatten)
thinks he already knows every thing

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Oct 21, 2019 11:20:00   #
Fit2BTied Loc: Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
prolly true
the one I know(Slatten)
thinks he already knows every thing
Funny, how the Army, Navy, and Air Force have these massive "Regs" - binders and binders of them, and the Marines have a foldout pamphlet with lots of pictures. That always made me wonder...

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Oct 21, 2019 14:01:51   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
Fit2BTied wrote:
Funny, how the Army, Navy, and Air Force have these massive "Regs" - binders and binders of them, and the Marines have a foldout pamphlet with lots of pictures. That always made me wonder...


That's because they only need to know a few things.

Obey and Charge!


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Oct 21, 2019 14:50:25   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Fit2BTied wrote:
Funny, how the Army, Navy, and Air Force have these massive "Regs" - binders and binders of them, and the Marines have a foldout pamphlet with lots of pictures. That always made me wonder...


reading is difficult for dastardly Jarheads(Leastwise the one I know)
and they like the pretty pictures

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