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You can't fix stupid, no matter how much duct tape you use!
Oct 19, 2019 13:33:58   #
MR Mister Loc: Washington DC
 
NINE ENIGMAS
(1)
Isn't it weird that in America our f**g and our culture offend so many people,
but our benefits don't?

(2)
How can the federal government ask U.S. citizens to pay back student loans,
when i*****l a***ns are receiving a free education?

(3)
Only in America are legal citizens labeled "r****ts" and "N**is," but
i*****l a***ns are called "Dreamers."

(4)
Liberals say, "If confiscating all guns saves just one life, it's worth it." Well then,
if deporting all i******s saves just one life, wouldn't that be worth it?

(5)
I can't quite figure out how you can proudly wave the f**g of another country
but consider it punishment to be sent back there

(6)
The Constitution: It doesn't need to be rewritten;
it needs to be reread

(7) William F. Buckley said: "Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other points of view and
are then shocked and offended when they discover there are other points of view."

(8)
Joseph Sobran said: " 'Need' now means wanting someone else's money. 'Greed' means wanting to keep your own.
'Compassion' is when a politician arranges the t***sfer."

(9)
Florida has had 119 hurricanes since 1850, but some people still insist the last one was due to c*****e c****e.

You can't fix stupid, no matter how much duct tape you use!

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Oct 19, 2019 14:20:43   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
MR Mister wrote:
NINE ENIGMAS
(1)
Isn't it weird that in America our f**g and our culture offend so many people,
but our benefits don't?

(2)
How can the federal government ask U.S. citizens to pay back student loans,
when i*****l a***ns are receiving a free education?

(3)
Only in America are legal citizens labeled "r****ts" and "N**is," but
i*****l a***ns are called "Dreamers."

(4)
Liberals say, "If confiscating all guns saves just one life, it's worth it." Well then,
if deporting all i******s saves just one life, wouldn't that be worth it?

(5)
I can't quite figure out how you can proudly wave the f**g of another country
but consider it punishment to be sent back there

(6)
The Constitution: It doesn't need to be rewritten;
it needs to be reread

(7) William F. Buckley said: "Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other points of view and
are then shocked and offended when they discover there are other points of view."

(8)
Joseph Sobran said: " 'Need' now means wanting someone else's money. 'Greed' means wanting to keep your own.
'Compassion' is when a politician arranges the t***sfer."

(9)
Florida has had 119 hurricanes since 1850, but some people still insist the last one was due to c*****e c****e.

You can't fix stupid, no matter how much duct tape you use!
NINE ENIGMAS br (1) br Isn't it ... (show quote)


loved them all thanks for my morning laugh

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Oct 19, 2019 14:42:12   #
Kevyn
 
MR Mister wrote:
NINE ENIGMAS
(1)
Isn't it weird that in America our f**g and our culture offend so many people,
but our benefits don't?

(2)
How can the federal government ask U.S. citizens to pay back student loans,
when i*****l a***ns are receiving a free education?

(3)
Only in America are legal citizens labeled "r****ts" and "N**is," but
i*****l a***ns are called "Dreamers."

(4)
Liberals say, "If confiscating all guns saves just one life, it's worth it." Well then,
if deporting all i******s saves just one life, wouldn't that be worth it?

(5)
I can't quite figure out how you can proudly wave the f**g of another country
but consider it punishment to be sent back there

(6)
The Constitution: It doesn't need to be rewritten;
it needs to be reread

(7) William F. Buckley said: "Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other points of view and
are then shocked and offended when they discover there are other points of view."

(8)
Joseph Sobran said: " 'Need' now means wanting someone else's money. 'Greed' means wanting to keep your own.
'Compassion' is when a politician arranges the t***sfer."

(9)
Florida has had 119 hurricanes since 1850, but some people still insist the last one was due to c*****e c****e.

You can't fix stupid, no matter how much duct tape you use!
NINE ENIGMAS br (1) br Isn't it ... (show quote)
Duct tape can not fix stupid, but a generous amount across the I***t Pumpkinfuhrer’s mouth would keep us from being subject to a lot of it.

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Oct 19, 2019 14:53:09   #
MR Mister Loc: Washington DC
 
Kevyn wrote:
Duct tape can not fix stupid, but a generous amount across the I***t Pumpkinfuhrer’s mouth would keep us from being subject to a lot of it.


Boy, I bet you sat up all night thinking that up.

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Oct 19, 2019 14:54:05   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Kevyn wrote:
Duct tape can not fix stupid, but a generous amount across the I***t Pumpkinfuhrer’s mouth would keep us from being subject to a lot of it.


It would be nice Kevyn if just once in a while you could give it a rest to even enjoy a joke without turning it ugly

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Oct 19, 2019 15:00:01   #
Sew_What
 
MR Mister wrote:
Boy, I bet you sat up all night thinking that up.


...so did you. Bless your heart.

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Oct 19, 2019 15:05:49   #
D. Plorable
 
Then put some duct tape over your ears numb nuts, if your cool mullet can handle it.

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Oct 19, 2019 15:31:53   #
proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
 
Kevyn wrote:
Duct tape can not fix stupid, but a generous amount across the I***t Pumpkinfuhrer’s mouth would keep us from being subject to a lot of it.


I believe that you are secretly in love with President Trump since you can't stop talking about him!!!! Admit it Kevyn,no judgment from me!!😂😂😂😂

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Oct 20, 2019 05:46:03   #
Tug484
 
MR Mister wrote:
NINE ENIGMAS
(1)
Isn't it weird that in America our f**g and our culture offend so many people,
but our benefits don't?

(2)
How can the federal government ask U.S. citizens to pay back student loans,
when i*****l a***ns are receiving a free education?

(3)
Only in America are legal citizens labeled "r****ts" and "N**is," but
i*****l a***ns are called "Dreamers."

(4)
Liberals say, "If confiscating all guns saves just one life, it's worth it." Well then,
if deporting all i******s saves just one life, wouldn't that be worth it?

(5)
I can't quite figure out how you can proudly wave the f**g of another country
but consider it punishment to be sent back there

(6)
The Constitution: It doesn't need to be rewritten;
it needs to be reread

(7) William F. Buckley said: "Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other points of view and
are then shocked and offended when they discover there are other points of view."

(8)
Joseph Sobran said: " 'Need' now means wanting someone else's money. 'Greed' means wanting to keep your own.
'Compassion' is when a politician arranges the t***sfer."

(9)
Florida has had 119 hurricanes since 1850, but some people still insist the last one was due to c*****e c****e.

You can't fix stupid, no matter how much duct tape you use!
NINE ENIGMAS br (1) br Isn't it ... (show quote)



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Oct 20, 2019 07:57:00   #
rjoeholl
 
Kevyn wrote:
Duct tape can not fix stupid, but a generous amount across the I***t Pumpkinfuhrer’s mouth would keep us from being subject to a lot of it.


Now, Kevey, you are not allowed to call someone an i***t, right? Maybe I should notify admin of your name-calling. Or would that make me a snowflake like those who already did?

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Oct 20, 2019 09:24:00   #
Big dog
 
MR Mister wrote:
Boy, I bet you sat up all night thinking that up.


👍

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Oct 20, 2019 15:14:27   #
son of witless
 
MR Mister wrote:
NINE ENIGMAS
(1)
Isn't it weird that in America our f**g and our culture offend so many people,
but our benefits don't?

(2)
How can the federal government ask U.S. citizens to pay back student loans,
when i*****l a***ns are receiving a free education?

(3)
Only in America are legal citizens labeled "r****ts" and "N**is," but
i*****l a***ns are called "Dreamers."

(4)
Liberals say, "If confiscating all guns saves just one life, it's worth it." Well then,
if deporting all i******s saves just one life, wouldn't that be worth it?

(5)
I can't quite figure out how you can proudly wave the f**g of another country
but consider it punishment to be sent back there

(6)
The Constitution: It doesn't need to be rewritten;
it needs to be reread

(7) William F. Buckley said: "Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other points of view and
are then shocked and offended when they discover there are other points of view."

(8)
Joseph Sobran said: " 'Need' now means wanting someone else's money. 'Greed' means wanting to keep your own.
'Compassion' is when a politician arranges the t***sfer."

(9)
Florida has had 119 hurricanes since 1850, but some people still insist the last one was due to c*****e c****e.

You can't fix stupid, no matter how much duct tape you use!
NINE ENIGMAS br (1) br Isn't it ... (show quote)


I like number 7. I think it applies to Kevy.

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Oct 20, 2019 17:24:38   #
jwrevagent
 
son of witless wrote:
I like number 7. I think it applies to Kevy.


Excellent! Thank you. Spot on.

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Oct 21, 2019 09:39:50   #
MR Mister Loc: Washington DC
 
Sew_What wrote:
...so did you. Bless your heart.


No, I don't, see how stupid you are!

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Oct 21, 2019 19:19:47   #
son of witless
 
jwrevagent wrote:
Excellent! Thank you. Spot on.


Kevyn and Air Force like to hit and run. They have the right of free speech to say anything thing. It is just that whenever anybody questions their remarks, they become mighty scarce.

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