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Oct 19, 2019 12:21:25   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
badbobby, a handsome Swabby, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.

He sat down next to Slatten.a slovenly Jarhead at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

bb says, "You know what, I bet he will." Slat replied, "Well, I bet he won't." bb placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as Slat placed his money money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. Slat was very upset and handed his $30 tobb, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

bb replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

Slat replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

bb took the money.


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Oct 19, 2019 12:35:29   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
badbobby, a handsome Swabby, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.

He sat down next to Slatten.a slovenly Jarhead at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

bb says, "You know what, I bet he will." Slat replied, "Well, I bet he won't." bb placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as Slat placed his money money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. Slat was very upset and handed his $30 tobb, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

bb replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

Slat replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

bb took the money.

badbobby, a handsome Swabby, walked into a sports ... (show quote)


You are bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning I see. Thanks for the laughs and when are you and Larry going fishin again?

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Oct 19, 2019 13:20:50   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
badbobby, a handsome Swabby, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.

He sat down next to Slatten.a slovenly Jarhead at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

bb says, "You know what, I bet he will." Slat replied, "Well, I bet he won't." bb placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as Slat placed his money money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. Slat was very upset and handed his $30 tobb, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

bb replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

Slat replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

bb took the money.

badbobby, a handsome Swabby, walked into a sports ... (show quote)

To all OPPers… for the true story, reverse mine and BB's roles.

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Oct 19, 2019 14:10:00   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
To all OPPers… for the true story, reverse mine and BB's roles.


yeah
being the wishy washy Jarhead you are
I'm sure you would appreciate that
BTW
pay your debts to me

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Oct 19, 2019 14:34:22   #
MR Mister Loc: Washington DC
 
slatten49 wrote:
To all OPPers… for the true story, reverse mine and BB's roles.


NO, don't think so!

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Oct 19, 2019 15:43:00   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
MR Mister wrote:
NO, don't think so!

I'm devastated.

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Oct 19, 2019 17:01:59   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
I'm devastated.


And you thought that is was just me.

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Oct 19, 2019 19:32:58   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
To all OPPers… for the true story, reverse mine and BB's roles.


I noticed that he changed the IOUs into hard cash as well...

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Oct 20, 2019 12:45:32   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
I noticed that he changed the IOUs into hard cash as well...

it was time

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