badbobby, a handsome Swabby, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.
He sat down next to Slatten.a slovenly Jarhead at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
bb says, "You know what, I bet he will." Slat replied, "Well, I bet he won't." bb placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as Slat placed his money money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. Slat was very upset and handed his $30 tobb, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
bb replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
Slat replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
bb took the money.
badbobby wrote:
badbobby, a handsome Swabby, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.
He sat down next to Slatten.a slovenly Jarhead at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
bb says, "You know what, I bet he will." Slat replied, "Well, I bet he won't." bb placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as Slat placed his money money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. Slat was very upset and handed his $30 tobb, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
bb replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
Slat replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
bb took the money.
badbobby, a handsome Swabby, walked into a sports ... (
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You are bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning I see. Thanks for the laughs and when are you and Larry going fishin again?
badbobby wrote:
badbobby, a handsome Swabby, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.
He sat down next to Slatten.a slovenly Jarhead at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
bb says, "You know what, I bet he will." Slat replied, "Well, I bet he won't." bb placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as Slat placed his money money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. Slat was very upset and handed his $30 tobb, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
bb replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
Slat replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
bb took the money.
badbobby, a handsome Swabby, walked into a sports ... (
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To all OPPers… for the true story, reverse mine and BB's roles.
slatten49 wrote:
To all OPPers… for the true story, reverse mine and BB's roles.
yeah
being the wishy washy Jarhead you are
I'm sure you would appreciate that
BTW
pay your debts to me
slatten49 wrote:
I'm devastated.
And you thought that is was just me.
slatten49 wrote:
To all OPPers… for the true story, reverse mine and BB's roles.
I noticed that he changed the IOUs into hard cash as well...
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